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I Do Not Do Drugs.

I Do Have Scuff Marks On My Boots From All The Ass I Kick.

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Now, MY gavel has struck.
 
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"It doesn't matter If you're an attorney general, prosecutor, defense laywer, judge, governor, mayor, city council,speaker, colonel,or a little bitch who thinks he or she is somebody. When you Try To Frame The CP To Cover For your criminal selves and your criminal friends, you pay."

WHOA!!! Wait A Second.....  There's A First Amendment Too!!!????

I Once Felled A Tree Using Nothing More Than The Concussion Soundwave Produced By My Striking A Ball. I Mean Seriously, That Thing Fainted Like A Girl That Saw Me For The First Time And Forgot To Bring A Pillow To Fall On. That's The Power Of My P-Ness. My C P-Ness. 

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When I was in 8th grade I made a commercial. Not a broadcast commercial. A commercial for a school project. It took a a product you all know, 'the breakfast of champions' and put a spin on it, turning it into 'the breakfast of losers'. Myself, being the winner that I am, played the lead and complained about how I was sick of being the best at everything and for once, just wanted to be a loser. It was a spoof. It wasn't serious (outside of the supurb thesbian skills demonstrated). And I have no desire, nor have I ever had a desire, to be a loser. But, other people who saw it either twisted it's meaning by taking it out of context and showing it to people claiming that that was actually me with a real-life desire to be what I was acting, or couldn't believe that I was that great of an actor and thought I was serious, like everything the corrupt do. They take something they have no chance of ever accomplishing and try to take it away from someone else with the skill they'll never have through some type of slander. I can assure you all that I have no asperation to be a loser, never have I been a loser, nor will I be one in the future. What I am. and will be, is the biggest, greatest, winner of all time at everything I do.

 

Oh, and non-local, you've got some of my gizz on your chin. Don't worry, your old lady will show you what to do with it.

 

Sometimes, I talk to people like they are little children. I mean, I talk to little children like little children, but I speak to older kids and adults like little children also. You've all done it also. you've all gone up to a baby and made a retarded face and said something non-coherrent and if anyone had taken that snap shot of you while you were doing it, they would think you were mentally handicaped. The difference is, I do it to adults and the reason I do it is because I think you're retarded. I don't think I'm cool because of this website. In fact, the last reason I think I'm cool is because of this website. I think I'm cool because of all the other things I do, I've done, and I've accomplished. Just another stereoetype about me thinking you know about me. All people know about me is what they dream up in their heads or hear through lies and they act on those pre-conceptions. Don't do it. Catch yourself before doing it. Because you'll get hurt. I don't do the things I do or act the way I act because I think my webpage is cool. I don't spit and swear and dress like a "bum" because I am uneducated, uncouth, have no manner, or don't have money. None of that is true. I do it because I have earned the right to do it through all of the other things I've accomplished. In fact, when I was younger, I never did any of those things, I was prim and proper. But now, I'll dress like, what other interpret as a "bum" because I've earned the right to. And others will twist the reason to something self-serving, but I do what I want because I can and have earned the right to regardless of others misinterpretations. I don't care to the point that I can clearly see you need f*cking lives if I have to deal with bullshit because someone else completely unrelated to my life does something that affects me negatively because they sit around and think about me and the reason I do things or am the way I am and then expect their interpretation to have an effect on my life. That's crazy!!!! Who the F is anyone to do that? Nobody. It's my life, I'll do what I want and it's not for anyone else to dream up reasons for what I do, how I do it, or the meaning behind it, AND ESPECIALLY FOR WHAT ANYONE ELSE DREAMS UP, MAKES UP, OR SELF-SERVINGLY CORRUPTS, TO HAVE A NEGATIVE EFFECT ON MY LIFE. And if someone doing that does not make that person, or people, a criminal, or criminals, then throw out the rule book because it's f*cking useless.

 

“I am one of the most famous people in the world. One of the greatest athletes in the world. I do things no one else can. I receive nothing for it. That’s how you know corruption exists. There is no greater example.” - The CP (With probably some influence from my P-Ness)

Who else supposedly sends web pages to non-local lawyers, law firms, and glory seeking trash. For example, supposedly, this web page was forwarded, by myself, to a law firm and to some criminals. Absolutely false. I have NEVER forwarded, emailed, or advertised this page to anyone or anything. The page was hunted, it was searched for, it became too popular on it's own without any direct effort on my part that fame seeking trash tried to capitalize on it by trying to leech fame from it. It would seem, these f*cking animals have a lot of free time on their hands. I mean, where were they on September 11th? Why didn’t Al Qaeda forward them their web pages, since it appears that everyone with one wants these animals to see it? Why weren't they scouring the internet to find information about Osama and his terrorist network...why didn't they try to dig up "chatter" on that subject if they are supposedly out to do such good? Doesn't it make you think? Because they aren't good, they are evil and wanted to try to get rid of me because they are talentless trash that made everything up in an attempt to rid themselves of my shadow and make it look like they were doing a good thing when in fact they are criminals. They’ve (the state) been doing it my whole life. I mean non-local, I haven't seen a screwing like this since that night I spent with your old lady, I haven't seen going back and forth like this since I saw my P-Ness pulling in and out, which surprised no one more than me since you were the one in the family born with the cunt. Where were they then!!!! A National tragedy could have been averted if only completely useless trash used the time they spent stalking me and searching for porn to look for something useful. At least then, they could have tried to become famous for something they did instead of trying to leach it from someone else. But they couldn’t. They have no talent or skill to do that. But I think all of this goes to a larger issue. The entire legal process that surrounds it. Namely, I am most confident that the legal system there is nothing more than a scam. That scam being I believe people are arrested and charged based on their socio-economic status, their wealth, or their popularity and fame to accomplish goals of fame and wealth by those in the judiciary, fraternity, and legal and political professions. How so? They target individuals for one or more of these reason, twist and/or make up and or fabricate situations and accusations that suit their goals, and then drag that individual through the process to attempt to accomplish the goal with no regard for that persons life. They arrest people based on fiction then share the legal fee that person pays. i.e., in a type of extortion, that individual who has done nothing wrong must pay to defend himself, that individual pays an exorbitant legal fee that is then split with the prosecutor, the fraternity, the judges, and the politicians who are all in on the scam and the innocent person gets “what he pays for”, not justice. They hope to make money and gain fame by slightly adjusting the scam based on what they hope to accomplish (money, fame, etc). I am sure that this happens. How so? In 1999 the Columbine tragedy took place and was thrust into world-wide spotlight. Exactly 1 month later, I was escorted out of a final exam into an office where I was questioned as to how I felt about the school I was attending and other things in general. Why? because once that event happened, and people saw how much attention it got, anyone who wanted to be famous started looking around for anyone they could find to try to pin something on that they could look like a hero for. So the state, the frats, the politicians, the judges, the local lawyers said to themselves "Hmmmm, who can we try to pin something on that we can get ourselves fame and exposure for". And they looked around and said " Hey!!!! wait a minute!!!! we've been trying to f*ck over this CP for years!!! We've been try to hold him down for years!!! Even if he doesn't have hostility towards us, he should, and has reason to. Let's see if we can make him into "disgruntled" and thrust ourselves into the lime light for stopping what we can fabricate could be a tragedy. Who cares if we made it up, nothing will happen to us because we are all in it together". And that's what they did. They had nothing. But they knew what they had been doing to me and tried to twist it and use it against me. Terrific job, society is safer when you keep all of the multiple degree having, college educated, multiple professionally licensed, super star athlete, geniuses, of the streets (sarcasim).  It is them who are the criminals in the first place. Pathetic. And this has been the same formula they have followed ever since. Like when they went after everything with a towel on its head once those plane hit those buildings. No probable cause. They just made it up to try to get fame. They went around pulling people of middle eastern decent from trains who had towels on their heads and tried to pin terrorist backgrounds on them. All made up. But they don’t care. If they can get fame out of it, it is irrelevant to them.

I once made the comment that this country will not exist as it is in the future. I stand by it. Throughout the history the world, no civilization has ever endured uninterrupted. Even the dinosaurs must have though that they were some bad muthaphuxers who would rule the world forever until they were wiped out. The Roman Empire was thought by people who live in that era to endure forever. It did not. Rome crumbled from within. It was not defeated by external forces. Anyone who thinks that the United States will exist forever, as presently constituted, indefinitely into the future is a total and complete f*cking idiot. It is not a popular thing to say. People would rather not think about it or have it brought up. But even if silently acknowledged, there are those in power who know this is 100% true. THINKING THIS WAY DOES NOT MAKE ME UNPATRIOTIC OR A TERRORIST. PEOPLE WHO TWIST AND DISTORT THE TRUTH AND LIE AND MAKE THINGS UP OUT OF THIN AIR TO SUIT THEIR OWN INSANE SELF-INTRESTS AND ATTEMPT TO CREATE SOMEONES LIFE NOT BASED ON FACTS OF THAT PERSONS ACTUAL LIFE, BUT ON LIES THEY TELL ABOUT HIM AND HOW THEY CONSTRUCT HIM ON PAPER ARE TERRORISTS. I think this country is a lot better than others, but anyone who lives thinking that the U.S. will always be the way it is now is only laying the foundation for a downfall. Those that think things will always be the way they are neglect to consider future problems, they fail to plan for future events, and they fail to realize that there are other countries and people who do not share in their self-serving view that they think they are, but are not, untouchable. Let us all remember what society was like in August of 2001. Do you remember? Because I do, I remember 2 things in particular. I remember people engrossed in the tech boom of the stock market, concerned about how much money they were making and whether internet companies would ever turn a profit and I remember people everywhere laughing and joking about hanging chads. Now if you were someone from another country who didn’t like this country in the first place, what better time would you have picked to attacked? Has there ever been a time when this countries defenses, as a whole, were less aware then then? Did people not have an overly-satisfied sense of self-worth and carelessness about how important they though they were than in the early days of this century? Hanging f*cking chads. I remember going through entire f*cking days where the country was consumed with hanging f*cking chads. If you were a terrorist watching this from afar, how fucking retarded would you have thought people in this country were? So, when things happen that disturb your view of reality, maybe people should look inward first, they should look at what they have done to allow events to occur in the first place and not look to blame others for their own impotence as a way to gain fame and make themselves appear a hero for something they contributed to in the first place. I hate those f*ckers that did that to this country, but, we have bigger terrorist in this country who wear robes, and badges, and have law degrees, who on an everyday basis contribute to the downfall of this country much more than any one single event.

You can take the events that have happened to me and the things learned from it, and find a pattern of behavior that is far more destructive than anything that attacks from the outside because these events and injustices erodes the very foundation that this country is built upon. Ultimately, it is from the inside out that crumbles an empire because those are the events that people neglect to pay attention to. And that’s why this issue, what I repeatedly discuss here, is so important. It is the #1 issue that is a danger to this country, the corruption the undermines the foundation that this county is built upon. AND THIS IS WHY ANYTHING THAT COMES OUT OF ANY POLITICIANS MOUTH ABOUT TERRORIST, AND NUCS, AND ECONOMIES IS COMPLETE AND UTTER BULLSH*T; BECAUSE IF THY CAN’T, OR ARE UNWILLING TO, STOP A COLLECTION OF ANIMAL JERK-OFFS IN A LITTLE “state” THAT IS LAYING THE FOUNDATION FOR ERODING THIS COUNTRY FROM THE INSIDE OUT, THEN THERE IS NO WAY THEY CAN DO ANYTHING ABOUT THE LARGER FORCES THAT EXIST AND POSE A THREAT TO THIS COUNTRY AS A WHOLE. ( ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT STATEMENT I HAVE EVER MADE. AND COMPLETELY TRUE AND COPYRIGHTED). There is no way they can and it sets an example to show just how weak they are to anyone watching. It is those who have pre-determined, those who believe that things will be the way they always were, those who need things to be the way they have always been, that have allowed these atrocities to be executed and it is those same individuals who will succeed to bring all of you down because they seek to benefit themselves using the system they manipulate and bastardizing the constitution. A system that is so corrupt, that it is inflexible to accommodate any change because they can allow for no variables. People do not understand just how pre-determined their lives are. I am a variable of RIGHT they can not account for. I am a wild card of GREATNESS that doesn’t fit into the plans. That’s why it happens. That’s why I am… The Exception. Duh Duh Duuuuuuuuh!!!! (Dramatic Theme Music Here) (That’s copyrighted, also)

 

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Whenever I travel somewhere and people are not ecstatic to see me in their town or city, I know that that place is corrupt. I can't think of anyone I would rather see in my city or town than me, myself, and I. Look at all I've done for the betterment of society. I solve problems no one else can. I do things no one else can. And to be honest, the lack of publicity or attention doesn't bother me for one reason: I know that it is done intentionally. If I received attention for all the things I do, people fear that I may stop doing those things. Just the opposite may be true in some regard, that people believe that if I received attention for what I do, that I will continue to do those things, but this line of though could only be harbored by those who are jealous, who want fame for themselves, who attempt to ignore what I do (and how the rest of you do also) because they are part of the system that says things are done in a certain way and only then, irregardless of truth, certain people get credit for it. The corrupt. I know that I don't get credit because they think that is what I am after. So, the more I do, the less I get recognized for it. It's pretty pathetic. To think others would outwardly just choose to down play the greatness that I am and then think that I am stupid enough not to realize that it is being done intentionally. But what always amazes me is just how stupid you all are to not realize that all the things I've been through, all the things I've done, all the things I've uncovered, have prevented these very same dispicable acts from occuring to yourselves, your friends, your families, your children and you still are too stupid to understand!!!! The one thing that never fails to not surprise me about society is how predictable it is. The perfect example of this is how situation are either devoid of meaning, or have that meaning twisted, to suit those who would have you believe they are in power. I can illustrate the way society manipulates actual fact, but there is no need to, there are many example throughout history that stand as ideological hallmarks of the way corruption contorts reality. I mean, why should I bring up someone else's example of what happened to them, when I can use my own example. Now mind you, this example may not be as crystal clear, or burned into your memories, like my previous example of little rico and his intestinal problems, but just to show you that I am fully aware of what goes on (including the plagiarizing of this site, probably but those who say it sucks. There's an example right there!!), I'll provide a brief synopsis: If you took all of the things I have written about, true instances in my life, that I have uncovered some of the more egregious truths of the manipulation of the justice system that this country is built on, and take it and throw it aside for a moment. Now, instead of that lets say that on the same day I cured incurable diseases, solved global warming, ended war, provided food for the rest of the world that was hungry, and for good measure, also rescued the cutest kitten from a tree. That all of the atrocities that you read about me here would have still occurred to me in much the same way. Did you read all the things I said I did in that day? Should the individual that did all that be held in high regard, rewarded, publicly acknowledged? You bet he should be. But you know what my reward is when I uncover something that no one else can do? When my talent exceeds that of all others? When I so dominate that others are to feel worthless in comparison? You already know. I got false charges levied against me with a trip to the emergency room and integrity defamed for all of you to see. The story gets twisted to suit the pre-determination of what others decided. Because I have always been a threat because of my abilities and this is how the corrupt decided was best to handle it. The ideas would be stolen, my sanity questioned, and my means condemned. But see, no one else knows that, they only see the show of what the corrupt do; they only see the show. The show is bullshit. So why would I bring this up? Because I know it is true. I am not guessing or assuming or poking around. I know this is true for a fact. 100% My reason for telling you is to make sure it never happens again because in telling you, all of you will never look at anything I say or do or are told I did or that you read about me the same again. You'll never look at something that paints me in a negative light and not question it again. As opposed to having your minds manipulated to believe wrong, you will now have you minds conditioned to search for the real reason. And isn't that what you go to school for in the first place? You don't go to school to memorize or to recite inconsequential material. Any education that is worth having provides it's students with one basic fact that is the foundation of all other knowledge. YOU BECOME EDUCATED AS A MEANS OF THINKING FOR YOURSELVES. You sit there in that math class and all of you think that your sole purpose of being there is to know what 2+2 is or what that angle of the hypotenuse is and that's not why you are really there. Sure, that information is important, but what math really teaches you is patience, perseverance, logical though within the parameters of rules. Math teaches you to think for yourself within the context of a certain topic or environment. That's why people who have no aspiration of doing anything with math in life need to take and understand math, not because that person will necessarily ever use those equations, but because the process that math teaches you teaches you things essential about life in other ways you otherwise never thought it did. I think what I do here does more than what math does. There are those of who scoff at me because you can only understand things that others write on paper or that people with uniforms or titles tell you. You have been conditioned by the system to accept what is told to you because those in power have told you it is so and that those people only have your self-interests in mind. You're being lied to. The 2+2 equals 4 is fine when there are only 2 variables and the values are low, or the consequences less meaningful. The choices are few. But, what about when the answer in life is 100? How did you get there? What is the true equation? It is easy for corruption to throw an answer to a problem in front of you and tell you that's the solution, it's the "how they got to that answer" that tells the true story of what happened and all too often you don't get to see that. They can't show you. I CAN. I know the numbers. That's how I know I AM RIGHT.

 

 

If GOD Himself Streaked Down From The Heavens And Stood Before you All, Would you End The Bible, Take It, And Tear It Up? Well Then, Why ya F*cking With My Site?

 

Scientific Evidence Says That In A Few Billion Years The Sun Will Burn Out And This Universe Will Become A Dark, Cold, Uninhabitable Place To Life As We Know It. CP Says That When That Happens, This Page Will Be The Final Thing To Freeze With Ice.

 

Perhaps If Anyone Who Reads This Says "It Makes No Sense", That It Is Not That This Makes No Sense, Because It Does, But Instead That They Are Not Smart Enough To Understand It.

 

I Am Taking This Page Back To It's Origin. All About Me. F*ck Everyone Else. you Want The Past? Read The Archives.

As I Continue For Many Years To Come, I Want To Say F*ck you, To Everyone Who Has An Issue With This Page, Or Me, For That Matter.

GREATNESS Comes Along Only Once. So, Love Me Or Hate Me. I Don't Care. 

Just Don't Hate Me Because I'm Beautiful. Hate Me Because you Aint Me, And you Never Will Be. 

 

Perhaps it's time for you all to realize your limitations and to learn to accept the fact that you aren't good enough to compete with me. you need to understand the reality that you are in way over your heads, to lower your own standards, and to settle in life for screwing around with low class trash such as yourselves.

  

 
 
 
                     
ARE YOU READY? I SAID. ARE. YOU. READY? Then For The Thousands In Attendance And The Billions Around The World. And For The CP, For Whom WIthout 95% Of People Wouldn't Know What The F This Music Is. LET'S GET READY TO SUC... Ewww No Not That. And That Water Bottle Thing Is All Mine.

 
Oh Come On. They Mean Man Of "STEAL". I Don't Believe Anyone Should Get An Award For Anything They Get More Than One Take To Do. Its About Time People Stop Being In Awe Of Make Believe. As Soon As They Start Shooting Movies And TV Shows In 1 Take, Then You Can Get Some Credit Because Anyone Can Do Something If They Get Unlimted Chances. Start Thinking About Who You Decide To Make Your Heros And Look Up To, Because I Guarantee That The Little Clowns On The Screen Are Nothing Like That In Real Life. You Want To Know Why Nobody Goes To See Your Movies Anymore? Because Nobody Wants To Use Their Hard Earned Money To See A Bunch Of Fake Crap When They Can See The GREATEST Show Going For Free.(Well It Was Free, Now It Will Cost you) YES!!! RIGHT!!! Check The Reciepts!!! Needing Acting Experience To Play That Role Is Like Telling gump He Needs Acting Experience To Play A Retard. No. What They Did Was Replace The Person Who Played The Character. If The Part Had Been For A Movie About The Person Who Played The Character, Then They Got 'em. But Thats Not What It Was Supposed To Be. The Part Was To Play The Character, Not To Hore Ones Self Out To Become The Person Who Used To Play It. This Is All About Me.
Hey, Has Anyone Stop To Think For A Minute That If Some Kid Is So Stupid As To Eat Paint, Not Even Lead Paint, But Even Just Regular Paint, That Maybe We Aren't Exactly Depleting The Gene Pool Of Any Future Geniuses? I Mean Isn't This A Classic Example Of Darwinism At It's Finest? You Know, Survival Of The Fittest. If I Were One Of Those Companies, I Would Blow All Of My Money On Tiddly Winks Before I Paid This P.O.T state one cent.
Stay tuned for the debut of my new lead paint warning system, Its kinda like that terrorist warning system. Except my system will start at low with lead paint "hibernating on the job" and going all the way up to "lead paint is chasing you down the street rraping your children". Gotta keep that lead paint under control. Soon to be followed up by a warning system for state and local officals, you know, to make sure someone is keeping them under control.
You know what it really all boils down to though? It comes down to 1 basic fact. Everyone else in this "state" that has any "status" got it either one of two ways. or both. They either sucked someone else off for it, or they kissed someone's ass to get to where they are. Or both. And The Only D I've ever sucked or ass I've Kissed it my own. (Figuratively, of course, I mean I'm flexible, but lets get real. I can have others do it for me). These MF'ers hate me because I've gotten to where I am doing things my own way and I've been so much more successful than they ever could be. They have their castes, and their ranks, and their pecking orders, and I just come in and dominate doing things my own way. And that's too bad that they hate me for it; because while they are sitting in some bar with a beer bottle attached to their lips talking about how CP sucks and they are important and living in their dellouisional little worlds, The CP is working his ass off. As the Saying goes TO THE VICTOR GO THE SPOILS. So if I put my ass out on the line, If I have the Balls to go after something someone else doesn't, THEN THAT BELONGS TO ME. All of you just sit there with your 40's hanging down your chin (or whatever else) and complain "oh why does CP get to do this. Why does CP get to do that." BECAUSE I HAD THE BALLS TO GO AFTER IT AND ALL YOU ALL ARE IS A BUNCH OF NO TALENT, LYING, BALL WASHING, GUTLESS, HANGERS ON.  You are all watching the GREATEST show ever. It Stars Me. And You All Should Be Paying Admission for it because GOD knows none of you will ever be good enough to be in it.
This little man in washington. So desperate for attention. Running around to try to fund millions of dollars, but not for disease research or anything important.
He runs around washington looking for support to help the lobsters. Yes, lobsters. But mind you, its not because there is anything wrong with the lobsters. They are perfectly healthy.
Perfectly edible. The only thing is that the shells are a little cloudy, but otherwise, they are fine. So this midget is running around all over washington looking to gain support so that he can help the lobsters.
His state is being decimated brick by brick and false report by false report. And he is in washington taking valuebles tax payer dollars to harrass the president about some lobsters that need to be polished (use that hand to polish something else punk, or just jack it instead).  How desperate for attention can one be?
Is this the only way he can get attention? Midget, buy some platform shoes, some stilts, wear florecent colors, but dont waste peoples time about your insignificant self and you insignificant state. Just another way to distract and try to get on the good side of
other so that they themselves are not suspected. How pathetic.  Much like his little parapalegic cohoort. Sitting down there in washington wasting everyones time. You want to know the only reason why you are there? Because people look at you and they say to themselves "Oh look
at the poor cripple, what else will he do with his life if he isnt a politician". And you know something? They are right. You have the only profession where someone who is incapable of anything but running his mouth can perform. That wheelchair for you is the best prop this side of vegas.
Help? I'm not the one who needs help. You need Help. Get Some Stem Cells Muthaphuxer!!!!Dont let these jokers fool you, they are only there to support their interests, their careers, and those that support them and this garbage state not what is right or just, they wont fight for that, it doesnt benefit them. But come to think of it, I know of something else that has claws.
(And while you are all singing this as your guilty little pleasure, feel free to use your hands much in the same motion you would for that stupid chicken song,but to represent a claw. Show them your inner lobster!. Its just more fun that way.)   --------
The kids and girls and boys land
Will have a jubilee
He's goona build a toy land
And warn them to watch out that the fraternity doesnt try to grab their pee pee
All arould the christmas tree
So you better not pout
Better not shout
Better not cry
Or I'll gouge your phuxin eyes out
CP Claws is coming to town
Better not pout
Better not shout
(not that there is anything wrong with yelling, its just not gonna help you)
Better not cry
Better not lie
I'm tellin' you why
CP Claws is coming to town
I mean the GREAT big Dude with the GREAT big balls
CP Claws is coming to town
(Ho,Ho,Ho's, MuthaPhuxers!) (And No, That's Not A Reference To Anyones Daughters, But If The Shoe Fits...)
You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling you why
CP Claws is coming to town
He's making a list,
And checking it twice;
Gonna find out who's naughty and nice
CP Claws is coming to town
He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good and dont  say it was a mistake,
Oh cut the chit for goodness sake!
O! you better watch out!
You better not cry.
You better not file false report,
I'm telling you why
CP Claws is coming to town
CP Claws is coming to town
With a little bang bang,
On your corrupt little bum bums
Rooty toot toot and rummy tum tum
CP Claws is coming to town         ------
I'm Not Wasting Anymore Space On My Site For Trash. I've Judged What's Disturbing....And Its All Of You. So For
The Only Possible Outcome, Is Complete And Total CP-ictory.
What Can YOU learn from a Tiger?.....
When It Bites The Neck Of The MASTER Who Feeds It......The Seats Go Empty, The Jobs Disappear, The Doors Close, AND YOUR SHOW ENDS.
It's Called Natural Movement, I Dont Need To Scuff It To Make It Move Like That. But, If You Want To
See Me Scuff Something, I Can Scuff My Boot With Your Ass.
Rest Assured.  The Pieces Of Junk Are Not Sitting In Your Driveways, They Are Sitting In Your City Hall.
Apparently, It Takes Balls To Got After Real Criminals And Not Lead Paint Or Club Fires.  I Mean, Think About It.  Nobody Is Going To Be Sitting Outside Your Office Holding Up Signs Saying, "We're For Lead Paint!!!" or "We're For Club Fires!!!".  Hell, If Anything, A Club Fire Provides A Nice Distraction From Having To Be Concerned With Real Crime, You Know, The Kind That They Are Also Involved In.
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I'm Still Here, You Phuckin With The Best
When You Worry That I Write Rhymes, I Cash Checks.
I'm The Boss, You dudes Is Lost
Don't Think That When Your Iced Out I'ma Cool Off
Who Else But Me? And If You Dont Feel Me
That Means You Can't Touch Me, It's Ugly Here Trust Me.
Q. How Do You Know That What They Are Wearing Are Robes And Not Capes?
A. Because If It Were Capes They Were Wearing, They Would Actually Have To Be Out In The Real World To Use Them.
Ba DA Ch!! yes, yes, F U Too.
In fact, speaking of cashing checks, mr flop cop, maybe thats what I was doing in the mall that day. Or maybe I was making a withdrawal. I'll have to check my transaction histoy. You remember, the day when upon making eye contact with me you proceeded to pull your little children and wife infront of you and then motion to me with the fingers rubbing together making the money symbol.  Once again, mr ag adding to the long list of individuals who have taken it upon themselves to use women and chilrden as human shields when they decide to try to pull BS against CP when CP isnt around, but have to change their draws when he is. A random chance encounter, and like all the rest who pull crap against me, they sit there thinking "How Did He Know I Was Here!!!" Thats your conscience following you, Not The CP. Oh and by the way, if he doesnt "remember", we can always check the video.
So, If I Am To Believe All The Things I've Seen And Heard, And I Doooo,When You Put It All Together, What We Have Here, Is A Web Page With What Was Once DISTURBED Background Music . I want to break your will to be. See but the thing is, I really do believe that this judge hears voices and sees visions. I doooo.  I mean after all, it wasnt me who set a court date and then didnt even remember to show up.  Maybe it wasnt his fault, maybe the mother ship came to get him. Or maybe he was brushing up on his "financial expertise" as has apparently become the envouge thing to do. Or maybe he too was busy gettin a little from someones daughters who apparently have made their rounds quite nicely.Or maybe he was just busy reading this page. Well, whatever the reason, hopefully his disturbing behavior can be corrected, and he can get the help he needs, cause when you put it all together, you can see that he is one disturbed individual put into a position which requires far more responsibility than he is capable of providing.
Being touched by the hand of God is easy, WHEN ITS YOUR OWN HAND.
I OFFER YOU A CHALLENGE
Since this place does not have appreciation or respect for Creative, Artistic, or Innovative
types, I offer a challence to all those who fit this description. DONT COME HERE. DONT TOUR HERE
DONT WASTE YOUR TIME OR ENERGY HERE.  Its your talent, why waste it on those who have no
appreciation for
what you do?  It makes no sense to make a profit for those who have no respect for you and
only want to profit off your presence or popularity.  So what to do in a tumultuous situation
like this?  DONT COME HERE.  This is a tiny venue to begin with.  And Im sure that surrounding states who
are appreciative of you would be more than happy to make the arrangements for an extra show or two.
Think of the benefits.  A larger venue would provide not only more profits for you, but also for
the venue that provides these shows.  It would also mean one less travel day which translates into
one day of fewer expenses. just think of the savings!!!  Now you may be worried about alienating some of
your
fans in this area should you choose to accept this challenge.  Well the truth is, true fans will travel
a little further to be with others who share their interests and to stick it to the morally corrupt.
And in some cases, this location may even be closer, not to mention a whole hell of alot better.  
Additionally, you will be much safe there since your normal, everyday behavior will not be "misinterpreted"
 as
disorderly and there will be virtually no chance of being framed, outside of the pictures your fans
have you sign.  Should this challenge be accepted? Yes.  Do the positives far outweigh the
negatives? Yes.  So take this opportunity to stick it to a bunch of idiots who DO NOT
respect you for who you are or what you do.  Take this opportunity to show that the entertainment you
provide
will not be corrupted by those who have neither the intelligence or talent or ability to do what you do
, much less the right to profit off it.  And most Importantly, prove to them that you, like
CP, are what make their boring, monotonous, pathetic lives worth living. Your choice is clear,DONT COME
 HERE.
Look, if they had one shot, one opportunity
To try to nail the CP anyway they wanted. One moment,
Would they capture it or just let it slip?
(Of Course They tried)
Their palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There?s vomit on his sweater already, lies are heavy  
Their nervous, but on the surface they look calm and ready
To Stalk CP, but they keep on forgetting
What to write down, theres no crowd - no loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won?t come out
He?s chokin, how everybody?s chokin now
The clock?s run out, time?s up over, bloah!
Snap back to reality, their delusion brought back by reality
Oh, there go Weasels, they choked
He?s so mad, but he won?t give up that easy
Is he? No
He won?t have it, he knows his whole back city?s ropes
It don?t matter, he?s on dope
He knows that, but he?s broke
He?s so jacked that he knows
When he goes back to his mobile home, that?s when it?s  
Back to the lab again yo
This whole try to trap chit
they tried to capture this moment and hope it didnt pass him
You better lose yourself. The music, the moment
I own it, And I'll never let it go
You had your one shot, you missed your chance to blow
This opportunity came once in a lifetime yo  
The truth's escaping, through this hole that it?s gaping
This world is mine for the taking
Make me king, as we move toward a new world order
A normal life is borin, but superstardom?s close to post mortar
It only grows harder, only grows hotter
He blows its all over, these hoes is all on him
Coast to coast shows, he?s know as the globetrotter
Lonely roads, God only knows
He?s grown farther from home, he?s no father  
He goes home and barely knows his own furniture
But hold your nose cuz here goes the cold water
These ho's don?t want you no mo, your cold product
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
He nose dove and sold nada
So the soap opera is told and unfolds
I suppose it?s the same lawya, but the beat goes on
Da da dum da dum da da
You better lose yourself. The music, the moment
I own it, And I'll never let it go
You only got one shot, you missed your chance to blow  
This opportunity came once in a lifetime yo  
No more games, Im being affected by others roid rage
Tear this mudaphukin roof off like 2 dogs caged
They thought I was playin in the beginnin, the mood all changed
I been chewed up and punched at and pushed off stage
But I kept rhymin and stepwritin the next cypher
Best believe somebody?s payin the pied piper
All your pain inside amplified by the fact
That you can?t get by with your 9 to 5
And you can?t provide the right type of life for your family
Cuz man, these goddam food stamps don?t buy diapers
And it?s no movie, there?s only you cypher, these are your lives
And these times are so hard and they getting even harder
Tryin to feed and water your seed, plus
Teeter totter, caught up between bein a father and a prima donna
Baby mama drama?s screamin on and
Too much for you to wanna
Stay in one spot, another day of monotomy
Has gotten you to the point, your like a snail  
they had to formulate a plot fore they end up missin their shot
Success was their only mudaphukin option, failure?s was not
Mom, I love you, but this trailer has got to go
we cannot grow old watchin CP be hot.
So here we go is our shot.
Feet and Fist fail us not, and yet another false report,
cuz this was the only opportunity (or chance) that we got
(X2)
You better lose yourself. The music, the moment
I own it, And I'll never let it go
You had your one shot, you missed your chance to blow
This opportunity came once in a lifetime yo  
You can do anything you set your mind to, man (except frame CP)
Puff Some More
Light them up and take a puff,
Let Them Know You've Got The Stuff.
Light them right and light them bright,
Let Them Know You Aren't Bright.
Stick that hand out and flick it to hell,
Take A deep Breath and enjoy the smell.
Show That Class We All Can See,
Tap the End With Your Pinky.
So Impressed As We All Are,
Those butts will take you very far.
Show That Your all Grace and Class,
When You Speak, Your Breath Smells Like Ass.
Blow That Smoke Like The Ones You've Dated,
Its not the first time Your Mouth Has been used for something non-food related.
Take a suck and flip it to the ground,
For sure your etiquette lesson will be found.
So thank you all for doing me a favor,
the more you puff, the less I have to see you later.
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS CRAP
So I'm sittin here flippin through all of this "reality" television and I have to ask myself, "what the *uck
 is this sh*t".  Nobody cares about this garbage. especially when you just keep doing the same thing
over and over again.  You could follow me around for one day, have 24 hours worth of tape, thats 2
seasons worth of shows, and it would be the most compelling thing on televison. The ratings would
literally go through the roof.  And that way, everyone wouldn't have to be subjected to who forgot to
bring their tooth brush to the island, who is missing their kids, the mandatory 10 minutes of crying and
 reflecting on how much this experience has changed their lives forever, who really needs the prize
money to 1. pay off debt, 2. finish an education, 3. support the children they had 6 marriges ago, or to
start the careers they've always wanted but never had, and still dont have, the brains to do.  You
won't have to see someone get voted off of the show. Infact, maybe that could be a show in and of
itself.  It could be me in a house, and every season, Im the only one who stays and I say who else
does.  The object could be that if anyone is left in the house by the last episode, they win.  It could be
called Big Mutha, cuz the last one to cry for their mommy would have a chance to win. And just think,
atleast in this way, I could profit off of being chased around like an animal and it would even have
some entertainment value.  It'll give advertisers something to endorse, producers a chance to keep
their jobs, executives.....well they'll just take all the credit, and even some interns will have a
chance to enhance their coffee gettin skils.  It could single handedly turn the economy around. Crime
rates could plumet as misguided youth and people with too much free time tune in weekly and say to
themselves, "wow, he really needs to find a better place to live".  And with the cameras on all the
time, it'll be impossible to make up false stories about me.  Networks, I know your all salavating. but
this was my idea so I should be entitled to atleast some of the credit.  Start your bidding high, cause
everyone in this place except for me is.
Every time when they look in the mirror
All these lies on their face getting clearer
Your ass is gone
it went by, like dusk to dawn
Isn't that the way
Everybody's got the Dudes in life to pay  
I know WHAT nobody knows
where it comes and where it goes
I know it's everybody sin
You got to lose cause IIIIIIIIIIIIII win
All this striff  
In a books written pages
live and love from fools and
from sages
You know it's TRUE,OH
All these things come back to you
Sing with me, sing for the years
Sing for the laughter, sing for the tears
Sing with me, Day After Day
Maybe tomorrow, the good lord will take you away
Yeah, sing with me, sing for the year
sing for the laughter, sing for the tear
sing with me, Day after Day
Maybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take you away
Dream On
Dream On
Dream On
Dream until your lies become true
Dream On
Dream On
Dream On
Dream until your lies become true
Dream On
Dream On
Dream On
Dream On
Dream On
Dream On
Dream On
Sing with me, sing for the year
sing for the laughter, sing for the tear
sing with me, Day after Day
Maybe tomorrow, the good Lord will show you the way
Sing with me, sing for the year
sing for the laughter, sing for the tear
Sing with me, just for today
Maybe tomorrow, you'll lead off the news day.
Love and hate get it right
Cut them right back down to size
U Sleep the day.. but it wont fade
Plenty There To Take Your Place
They'll all know and you will too
Mostly you..no..Always you
nothing to say, nothing to do
When it all comes down
They're not gonna stay up on that cloud
Taken you all this time to find out what I mean, yeah yeah yeah
They're not gonna stay up on that cloud
Taken Me all this time to show you what I mean
And I'm lookin fine
There is blame and there is shame
When you beg you just complain
More I come...more I try
And they sit there and just lie
As For I - As For The future
You Can See Me - be the feature
Nothing to say, nothing to do
Because Im Better Than You.
Stand up now and make a bow.....you know how
Taken you all this time to find out what I mean, yeah yeah yeah
Stand up now and make a bow..... you know how
Taken Me all this time to show you what I mean
IN YOUR END
It Starts with one thing
You Dont Know Why
It Doesnt Even Matter How Hard You Try
Keep That In Mind
I designed This Rhyme
To Explain In Due Time
All I know
Time Is A Valuable Thing
Watch It Fly By As The Pendulum Swings
Watch It Count Down To The End Of The Day
The Clock Ticks Life Away
Its So Unreal
Didnt Look Out Below
Watch The Time Go Right Out My Window
Trying To Hold On, But Didnt Even Know
Wasted It All Just To Watch You GO
You can Stay inside and even though you tried,
It all fell apart
What it meant to me will, you wont even be a memory of a time when
You Tried So Hard
And Got So Far
But In The End You Dont Even Matter
You Have To Fall
And Lose It ALL
Cause In The End,
You Dont Even Matter
One thing you should Know why
It doesnt even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind
I designed this rhyme, to remind you of
You tried so hard
In spite of the way you were mocking me
Acting like I was part of your property
Remembering all of the times you fought with me
Im surprised you got so far
Things arent the way they were before
You wouldnt even recognize me anymore
Not that you knew me back then
BUT IT ALL COMES BACK TO ME IN THE END
You Keep everything inside and even though you tried IT ALL FELL APART
What it ment to me, wont even become a memory
of a time when
Ive put my trust in you
Pushed as far as I can Go
And For All This, Theres only 1 thing you should know
You Tried So Hard
And Got So Far
But In The END
IT'S CP WHO IS BETTER
You Have to Fall
And Lose It ALL
Cause in the End
You Dont Even Matter
MY MIDDLE FINGER IS BEING HARRASSED............ BY THE FACT YOUR INFRONT OF IT.
Greatness
MISTAKE? MISTAKE MY AZ.
(You're all so special. Now Stop Eating The Paste)
Jules : What does The CP look like?
Brett : Mistake
Jules : What country you from?
Brett : Mistake
Jules : "Mistake" ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in Mistake?
Brett : Mistake?
Jules : ENGLISH, MUTHERFUKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
Brett : Yes!
Jules : Then you know what I'm saying!
Brett : Yes!
Jules : Describe what the CP Looks Like
Brett : Mistake, I-?
Jules : Say "Mistake" again. SAY "MISTAKE" AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, mutherfuker. Say
"mistake" one more goddamn time.
Brett : He's dressed innnn b-b-black...
Jules : Go on.
Brett : He's got long hair
Jules : Does he look like a bitch? (aside from the long hair)
Brett : Mistake?
Jules : DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Brett : No!
Jules : Then why you try to fu*k him like a bitch?
Brett : I didn't.
Jules : Yes you did. Yes you did, You tried to f*ck him. And The CP don't like to be f*ckeded over by
anybody.
Suck On This Forrester...
How Many
How Many Great Minds Have Been Suppressed,
How Many Lies Must Be Addressed,
How Many Stories Have Gone Untold,
How Many Reach That Pot Of Gold,
How Many Weak Have Conquered All,
How Many Strong Take A Fall,
How Many Trusted Have Led Astray,
How Many Know The Price To Pay,
How Many Jealousies Affect The Mood,
How Many Blame An Attitude,
How Many Politicians Are Seeking Fame,
How Many Egos Are There To Tame
How Many Times Does It Take To Learn,
How Many Times Does The World Turn,
How Many How Manies Does It Take To See,
How Many Dream For What They Can Be,
How Many Know Its Up To Me.
George Washington......Isnt Walking Through That Door.  Babe Ruth........Isnt Walking Through That Door.
 Elvis Presley..........Isnt Walking Through That Door.  And If They Do, They Are Gonna Be Old And Grey
(And Dead). But There Is Always The Chance, CP might Walk Through That Door, And If He Does...HE IS
GONNA LOOK FIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE.
* Disclaimer  Because of the proliferation of the intellectually challenged, The "door" in this commentary
does not refer to any specific "door" in any specific place. This does not mean that CP will not ever walk
through any door ever again, or that he will, nor does it suggest his dislike for doors. It also does not
suggest in any way, shape, or form, that George Washington, Babe Ruth, or Elvis Presley, have a dislike for
 doors or ever did.  However, It does suggest that they(George Washington, Babe Ruth, and Elvis Presley)
would be old and grey should they ever walk through any door, and that they are indeed dead.  This
commentary does state, that should CP walk through any door, he will look fine.  This fact, and other facts
contained in this commentary can be made, BECAUSE THEY ARE TRUE AND CP WILL STATE
ANYTHING THAT IS TRUE IN ANY FORUM HE SEES FIT.  This disclaimer, in and of itself, is also
indifferent towards doors.
Been Following me around like an animal for 6 years, but there isnt anybody who saw who keyed my jeep, not a goddam soul who saw it. Hmmm, maybe that makes you a suspect too. Your Pathetic trash.   YOU BETTER MOVE MFers!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not Even Ripley's Believes The Story About the Magically Self Keying, Self Cutting, Jeep. And they had a story about some guy with 6 testicals, a monkeys ass and a horses head on their show.
That Reminds Me, Horses Heads, I need to order some more of those.
So this is about the time in your pathetic life that your parents told you about. Like when you were back in grade school, and all the "cool" kids were having fun and you went home crying. Mommy and daddy sat you down and said "dont worry, someday you will be the one having fun and youll be the one who is cool. Just take your vitamines, cheat to get good grades, kiss ass, and backstab, and you'll be the one laughing at them." Well guess what? Just like the tooth fairy and santa clause, THEY WERE LYING TO YOU!!!! Not only can I do my job that im overqualifed for, I can do yours at the same time with the greatest of ease. So while you sort through the emotinal issues that come with being an idiot, and cry about how, "oh golly gee, he cant do this there is no way possible, because im a pencil neck geek, and this is the time in my life im supposed to be the cool one" AHEM, AHEM, IT AINT GONNA HAPPEN. (Oh And The Part About Lying To Me And Having The, Lets Just Call Em "Big Guy" Cover For You, That Only Works On Idiots, Idiot.)
So let me see if ive got this straight. Your upset because i know what you were trying to do to me and why you were trying to do it. And now im supposed to be happy because you nolonger think I did something I never actually did in the first place? And Not only that, but your going to threaten me too? And IM supposed to be the Psycho?
Ummmm yeah. You really are hitting the bars hard arent you?
I just wanted to take this opportunity, to point out just how impressive the talent observtion is around here. Im mean, If it takes All-State, and being drafted to bat .099 (isnt the internet wonderful?) in professional baseball, imagine what the others who arent that good would be doing.  Obviously, Negative numbers would need to be used to display the exploits of these untalented, unqualified, individuals.And to all those who "werent good enough" to be "stars" of this calibre, just think how low of an opinion these same bastards have of you. All I have to say is, where is all the publicity now? You dont love your heros anymore? No More TV coverage? No More Newspaper Articles? Surely your not fair weather fans to these Human Beings. Dont you love them anymore? I mean, obviously their stats speak volumes for your ability to uncover talent. So dont be silent now. Your heros need you. Oh thats right, your mouth cant help them when they are at the plate or on the mound.  And all the politicing, asskissing, networking,BS'ing, and brown nosing wont either. So toss the awards and accolates around like coffetti, the fault doesnt lie with those who perform, only those who arent good enough too.
Ive Been Warned To Watch My Back, But Uh, Whos gonna Watch Yours?
"Life Is Too Short, Just Have Fun."
Is A Quote I Have Seen A lot Of And Have Heard Many People Say, Mostly To Save Themselves. Well, I Have 2 Things To Say About That. First, Life Is Not Too Short. When Y O U make The Wrong Decisions, Life Is Damn Long. And I Can Tell You, Some People Will Testify To That.  And Secondly, For Arguments Sake, Lets Say Life Is Short, Well, Then You Should Do The Things That Are Fun. And Since The Only thing Some People Consider Fun Is Putting Trash In Prison, Then, Hell,  I guess They Should Get To It.
Its Like when you go to the zoo.  You walk around and you enjoy the sites, but then you come to the Lion. And you see the signs posted that you already know in your head.  They Say "Do not feed" and "Do not Touch". Still, even with this knowledge, you disregard it and you commence to mock the Lion.  You grab a big steak and push the signs out of the way as you enter the Den. Then, before you can even blink, the Lion mauls you within an inch of your life.  And you want to be upset about it? You were warned, you knew better, and still you made the conscious decision to do it.  Now you want sympathy? Now you want people to feel bad for you?  FORGET ABOUT IT!!!!!!
I Spoke To Jesus Today, And He Told Me "Jesus Saves".
So I Said To Jesus "Jesus, What Do You Save?"
And He Said To CP "CP, IM SAVING THEIR ASSES FOR YOU!!!"
AMEN
Alumni Contribution?  As Soon As You Send My Money Back, I'll Be Happy To Contribute.
The Amount Of Certifiable Trash Participating In College Athletics, Is Only Overshadowed By The Amount Of Certifiable Trash Coaching It.
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Do I Have To Sit Around And Wait For Some Nobody To Decide My Future for Me? NO I Dont Think So..
... I've got the attention of 7 Billion people ... plus the whole world
watching a Dude that if you reverse the time back (Insert Time Preference Here) years ago, I was
sitting under a mango tree without 50 Screen Names to rub together.
And today, I am the center of attention of the largest cities in the world, I thank ME for that... You will
respect the CP. I don't regret anything. I kind of liked it.
I don't like to brag, or talk about myself(much), but I dont need them to make me feel important. I feel
so thankful to me that I get all this attention.
I always know Exactly who I am and for me to be out on the biggest stage in the world, Thats just the
way its meant to be. I have the opportunity to show everybody that.
I brought MYSELF from the mango tree to the biggest stages in the world.  
But Im Really Just A Sensitive Artist, Who's Been Treated like Im am The Hardest. Your Thinkin' That Im Not The Smartest, BUT THIS IS ALL THE WORK OF A SENSITVE A R T I S T. A R T I S T.
Wish u may
Wish u might
Have this u wish tonight
Are you satisfied?
Dig for gold
Dig for fame
You dig to make your name
Are you pacified?
All the wants you waste
All the things you've chased
Then it all crashes down
And you break your crown
And you point your finger, but there's no one   around
Just want one thing
Just to play the King
But the castle's crumbled and you're left with just a name
Where's your crown, King Nothing?
Where's your crown?
Hot and cold
Bought and sold
A heart as hard as gold
Yeah! Are you satisfied?
Wish u might, Wish u may
You wish your life away
Are you pacified?
All the wants you waste
All the things you've chased
Then it all crashes down
And you break your crown
And you point your finger, but there's no one around
Just want one thing
Just to play the King
But the castle's crumbled and you're left with just a name
Where's your crown, King Nothing?
Where's your crown?
Huh!
Wish I may, wish I might
Have this wish, I wish tonight
I want that star, I want it now
I want it all and I don't care how
Careful what you wish
Careful what you say
Careful what you wish you may regret it
Careful what you wish you just might get it
Then it all crashes down
And you break your crown
And you point your finger, but there's no one around
Just want one thing
Just to play the King
But the castle's crumbled and you're left with just a name
Where's your crown, King Nothing?
Where's your crown?
Oh, you're just nothing
Where's your crown King Nothing?
Oh, you're just nothing
Absolutely nothing
Off to never, never land
"WONT BE NICE, Real Game, No Gimmicks..."
Two trailer park girls kicked to the outside,
to the outside, to the outside.
Two trailer park girls kicked to the outside,
to the outside, to the outside.
"Ooooohhhhh!"
Guess who's back, back again
CP's back, tell a "friend"
Guess who's back, guess who's back,
guess who's back, guess who's back,
guess who's back, guess who's back,
guess who's back...
I've created a monster, cuz nobody wants to
See thee no more they want CP
Your chopped liver
Well if you want CP, then this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of Me, go mix some hard liquor
Some vodka that will jump start your heart quicker
Then a shock when you get shocked at the hospital
By the Dr. when your not cooperating
When your rocking the table while he's operating "Hey"
You waited this long to stop debating
Cuz Im Back, your on the crack and not relating
I know you got a job Ms. Flamey
But your husbands sexuality is complicated
So nobody will let me be
Or let me be me ...... so let me see
They tried to shut me down wherever I may be
But it feels so empty without me
So come on dip, bum on your lips
jump back, jiggle a hip and wiggle a bit
And get ready cuz its about to get heavy
I filin all my lawsuits, "f*ck you sweaty!!!"
Now this looks like a job for me
Since nobody else can do anything,
Cuz we need a little controversy,
Cuz it feels so empty without me
I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me,
And we need a little controversy,
Cuz it feels so empty without me
Little hellions, kids feeling rebellious
Embarrassed, their parents still listen to the brainless
They start feeling like prison is helpless,
Til someone comes along on a mission and yells "BITCH"
A visionary, vision is scary, could start a revolution,
Pollutin' the air waves a rebel
So let me just revel and bask,
In the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass
And it's a disaster such a catastrophe
For you to see so damn much of my ass you ask for me?
Well I'm back (*Batman Noise*) fix your bent antenna
Tune it in and then I'm gonna enter
Into the front of your skin like a splinter
The center of attention back for the winner
I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling
Infesting in your kids ears and nesting
Testing "Attention Please"
Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me
Here's my 10 cents, MY 2 CENTS IS FREE
A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me?
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy,
And Most of you need a good attorney
I said this looks like a job for me
Since nobody else can do anything,
And we need a little controversy,
Cuz it feels so empty without me
A tisk-it a task-it,
I go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this that
st. patrick, you can get your ass kicked
Worse than them little limpin bastards,
And curly, you could be stomped by shirly,
You something year old air headed sag
You don't know me, you're too old
Let go, it's over, nobody listens to azholes
Now lets go, just give me the signal
I will be there with a whole list full of new insults
I've been dope, suspenseful with a comp
Ever since my head has resembled a mop
But sometimes, man, (dude) It just seems,
Everybody only wants to discuss me
So this must mean I'm disgusting,
But its just me I'm just COR-RECT
Though I'm not the first king of controversy
I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley,
To drive a Black Jeep so selfishly
And use it to get myself wealthy (WHAT!!!??????)
There's a concept that works
20 million other reasons emerge
But no matter how many fish in the sea
It will always be easier just to blame me
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy,
Cuz it feels so empty without me
I said this looks like a job for me
Since nobody else can do anything,
And we need a little controversy,
Cuz there will only ever be just one of me
Hum dei la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la
Hum dei la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la
"Kids!"
Its time for another rousing episode of, "MAN, DUDE, THAT CP IS GIVIN US SOME PROBLEMS, WHAT DID YOU DO TO GET RID OF HIM?"
Where people form all over find ways to try and eliminate CP, and then pass that knowledge along as a way to try to keep the CP down.  As we return to action, the current strategy is 50% CP. In this strategy, No matter what happens to CP, He is 50% responsible, At least.  By using this strategy, the animals, I mean, others, hope to be able to keep the CP down by decreasing his resolve by repeatedly attempting to show him
that no matter how right he maybe, He is not going to get the benefit of the doubt. In their minds, this strategy is also very effective at trying to show the CP, that although his IS RIGHT, thats not alway enough (WHAT), ahem ahem lawsuits. To try to deflate him and his desire and his drive to pursue it. Because under the 50% CP strategy, CP is already starting in negative numbers, and the best he can do is make it to 50%. This is similar to the, threaten to kill CP strategy, in that its main objective is to
eliminate the threat CP posses to your career,what he knows you tried to do to him, girl you want, or just the that fact you cant stand to see CP win or get what he wants, However, it differs in the fact that under the 50% CP Strategy, the main goal isnt to keep CP away from something you want, its to make sure you dont admit fault for what you've done, and at the same time stop CP from persuing the matter cause at best, if everyone involved knows about it, CP is only, at best, going to get 50%. that and of course that under the threaten CP strategy, CP's attention can be distracted, distracted onto you. Which is the major flaw with that theory.
The high point of the 50% CP strategy comes when a situation for which CP is totally and clearly 100% correct about is brought by CP to someone who is part of the 50% CP strategy. At this point, the 50% CP participant attempts
to not only shatter CP's confidence, but also dissuade him from persuing the issue, by not only not believeing what CP is saying, but also to turn the story around and make it look as if
he/she were doing CP a favor by not accussing CP of what was done to CP. :-O  By doing so, The 50% CP participant is lookin to break down CP and eliminate himself or others, or more likely himself and others from liability.  However if this strategy does not work the first time, It is thought wise to repeat it (YIKES), like with shampoo, using different life situation to try hammer the point home, that 50% CP is In full effect.  Major drawbacks and solutions to this strategy are many, however will not be discussed here for various reasons. Because upon reading this, most people will already know just how stupid you truely are. Well that, and the fact that AnimalFest 2002 is in full effect.
How many special people change?,
How many lies are livin? Strange,
Where was I while you were gettin High?
Slowly walking through a mall,
Waiting for CP to fall,
Where was I while you were gettin high?
Someday you will find me,
Bringin bout the landslide,
In a champaign Super Nova in the sky,
Someday you will find me,
Bringin bout the landslide,
In a champaign Super Nova in the sky,
A champaign Super Nova,
A champaign Super Nova in the sky.
Wake up the dog and ask him why,
He dreams a dream,
I never die,
Wipe that tear away now from your eye,
Slowly walking through a mall,
Waiting for CP to fall,
Where was I while you were gettin high,
Someday they will find you,
Caught beneth the landslide,
With a champaign Super Nova in your eye.
Someday they will find you,
Caught beneth the landslide,
With a champaign Super Nova in your eye.
A champaign Super Nova,
A champain Super Nova,
CAUSE PEOPLE BELIEVE THAT THERE GONNA GET AWAY FROM THE SON, BUT YOU KNOW I, WILL NEVER DIE, THE WORLD STILL SPINNIN ROUND, BUT DONT ASK WHY WHY WHY WHY.
How many special people change?,
How many lies are livin? Strange,
Where was I while you were gettin high?,
Slowly walking through a mall,
Waiting for CP to fall,
Someday you will find me,
Bringin bout the landslide,
In a champaign Super Nova in the sky.
Someday they will find you,
Caught beneth the landslide,
With a champaign Super Nova in your eye ,
Someday they will find you,
Caught beneth the landslide,
With a champaign Super Nova in your eye,
CAUSE PEOPLE BELIEVE, THAT THEIR GONNA GET AWAY FROM THE SUN.....BUT I KNOW I WILL NEVER DIE, CP STILL RUNNIN ROUND BUT DONT ASK WHY, WHY, WHY, WHY.
How many special people change?,
How many lies are livin? Strange.
Where was I while you were gettin high?
Slowly walking through a mall,
Waiting for CP to fall,
Where was I while you were gettin high?
You were gettin high, You were gettin high,
You were gettin high, You were gettin high,
You were gettin high, YOU ARE ALL HIGH.
Your Time, Useless. Straw Hats, 15 Dollars. Sun Glasses, 35 Dollars. Wrist Watch, 90 Dollars. Cell Phone, 300 dollars. The fact that modern technology has allowed me to set up an e-mail story that can be sent out to over 50 news agencies all over the country from any computer or cell phone, automatically, unless I am around to reset it,not even using AOL. PRICELESS. (and that doesnt even include the safe deposit boxes, they are priceless too, man.)
Community Control??  Oh yeah, thats when the corrupt try to cover up their crimes by making sure the person they tired to screw is kept under control.  Thats Also the phrase that is used by my lawyer when they take money out of your check every month and give it to me. Did I Mention Im CP?   YAWN.
You know why you all believed it? BECAUSE YOU WANTED IT TO BE TRUE. Theres nothing better than thinking you got one up on CP and to try to make him fall and you were willing to believe anything, because you all hate CP.  You are jealous of CP, and you know you are inferior to him. So anything that would cast a negative light on CP, you would be willing to believe even before you heard the whole thing.  Well too bad its not true. Too bad for you that is.  Now we have three low in the dirt companies all conspiring in a vain attempt to cover their behinds. Three companies, who thought they were bigger than one person, three companies who forgot that they were given the privilege of having me, not the other way around. And in this attempt, they try to protect eachother, going back to the points of thinking, "hes only one person", "we can get along without him", and the ever popular "nobody here cares about CP". Well, hate to break it to you, but your biggest probelm is that, well, CP doesnt care about you. And More importantly, CP DOESNT NEED YOU. Trying to pass the blame along to me? HA HA HA, why dont you just say what you are really doing, and thats doing everything in your power to avoid admiting fault, or your guilt, or your negligence. Everyone knows about it, of course, and you will promote and appease those individuals cause if you do that then you dont have to admit fault, you think they wont talk, and more importantly in your little minds, you dont have to admit that CP IS RIGHT, AND HE'S BETTER THAN YOU. I dont need them to talk, I already know. And then you wonder, "well should we tell him that this or that opportunity is available to him or that this or that is his". but then you "well why should we, he looks fine, hes doing ok, not like he throws 90 mph, or gonna be CEO, for example, plus then we would have to admit we were wrong and all the buddies who are kissin our ass to get themselves off the hook would be found wrong too". And when I get the look, like I have from scouts, dare I say coaches ( like you didnt know that), or the crap of the business world, and from other people who have screwed up themselves, or are covering for others who have.  I know, I dont need to say I do, and I dont need you to tell me, I know. Thats right, truth is I can throw harder than 90mph, I switch hit too, and Im far move vaulabe than your CEO will ever be.  And to see that kind of fear in your eyes, the fear that you know that im doing it my way, AND ITS BETTER THAN YOURS AND YOU HATE ME FOR IT, only encourages my resolve, and only proves you are losing. Now by no means are you the only ones responsible, we all know there are others, and they know who they are, as do I, but in this pathetic attempt to waste my time, there is only one sure result, and thats that you have lost, even if you refuse to ADMIT it as of yet.  Its ok, cause this is how you remind me of who I really am, and I remind you of what you really arent.
Sure, May 2000?  Thats when some of the criminals decided they needed to try and get themselves off the hook, HA HA. When some of the MILLIONS and MILLIONS of CP's fans got what they believed to be CP's favorite band to play at his almamater. Now these CP fans may have had reasons of their own, mainly guilt, maybe also trying to get of the hook, but thats not the point here.  The criminals sat and waited. refusing to acknowledge they screwed up BIG TIME. So they decided to conspire, conspire to keep it quiet, allow CP to see what was going on, and see if they could wiggle out of it. But CP Knew. And when your cover was ,ahem, BLOWN, the only thing you could do was to try to get rid of CP. HA HA. Threaten CP? HA HA. The Blame is your, its yours because you are, always have been, and always will be fools. Nice timing though, just before the warm weather. did you think CP would lose the jeep? to make him have it for the winter, and then take it away from him just when he would, in your minds, get to enjoy it best? must have been funny to think about it huh? did you think you would show Ol' CP that reality would get him? HA HA HA. Did you think I didnt know what you are all about? Never trust criminals. Thats what you are.
And much like your wives or girlfriends, before they decided to marry or go out with you, Ive had my fun. but the fun aint done. Y A W N.
Seems to me,we like to test CP, to see just how much he can take. we want to see how Ol' CP handles rejection? Well I want to see how you handle rejection when your children ask you for something to eat and you have to say "I cant give anything cause I decided to screw with CP and he took all my money, so chew on a rock, kid". Or when your pleadin "CP, this is the only thing in life I have, anything but this, dont you have a heart?" And Ol' CP gonna stare you dead in the eye, as you quiver like a leaf, and hes gonna say "You want mercy? Bring your ass to church" followed by, "hope your soul belongs to God cause your ass belongs to me" and then im gonna say....."NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
CLOSING TIME
Closing Time
Close all of the doors and let you out into MY world
Closing time
Turn all of the lights out over every boy and every girl
Closing Time
One last call for sedatives so finish your whisky or beer.
Closing Time
YOU KNOW YOU CANT GO HOME, AND YOU CANT STAY HERE
I know who isnt going home
I know who isnt going home
I know who isnt going hoooooooommmmmee
Closing Time
Time for you to go out to the places you will be from
Closing Time
This "Financial Institution" , oh uh Room, wont be open till your brothers or sisters come
SO GATHER UP YOUR JACKETS, MOVE IT TO THE EXITS
I hope you have found a "Friend"
Closing Time
EVERY NEW BEGINING COMES FROM TRYING TO DO SOMETHING TO CP's REAR END
(YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH)
I know who isnt going home
I know who isnt going home
I know who isnt going hooooooooommmmmmmee
Closing Time
Every new ending comes from some others begining ENNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDD
Maybe you should spend a little less time at the gym, and a little more doing something like reading a book. Cause you dont need bigger muscles to suck a dick, but reading a book might help you to do it better.
HI, my name is (your name here), And I represent (Company, School, Team). I would like to welcome you and provide you with some information about the most important (because it is something in reference to them)and best (because you ran out of other choices)decision you have made in your life. Our "organization" is one of the leaders, top(2), perenial powers(3), in the nation, world(2), milky way(3). We provide you with state of the art facilities (state of the art=It was 10 years ago), the latest in technology (latest meaning slowest), a competitive benefits package (competitive with none at all), and the promise to be in a substantially better position in 5 years then you are presently (because you will have left long before that time elapses)We pride ourselves on only hiring, accepting(2), chosing(3) the best (we also sell bridges), and you should also be proud to have made it this far in our vigorous review process (you were the only one left, or who applied). We also offer a dress code that allows you to be yourself and develop your own personal style (you get to wear NIKES), and our dining facility offers fine cuisine (vending machines) as well as an open refreshment area that is available 24 hours a day (there is unlimited KOOLAID). In our never ending quest to remain as the leader in our industry (CULT), organization (CULT)(2), CULT(3), we guarentee you every chance to move up the ladder, express your individuality(2), demonstrate your skills(3) with mentors who will guide(unless you are better than they are), nurish(unless you know more than they do), and prepare you to be the leaders (only if you are an idiot who doesnt threaten their careers)of tomorrow (or maybe the next day, maybe)
And we will never threaten, try to defamate, conspire against, attempt to degrade, you (WINK, WINK). We realize your time is valuable (thats why they are wasting it), but we encourage you
to consider all we can offer you, and in return all you can provide to developing yourself and skills ( you are getting sleepy, very sleepy...). We thank you for your time (we have absolutely nothing better to do anyways), and hope you make the right decision, (BBB, Order Transcripts (2), Call agent(3), Find Car Keys(4)) for yourself and what you look to become in the future (When we snap our fingers, you will think you are a frog....). Do you have any questions for us? (Is that the exit?) Perhaps a refreshment? We can have Cyborg Unit x2jcx,opps, I mean Jane, Bring you some KoolAid? (Atleast my hat will keep them from sucking out my brain).
Sick and tired of hearin' all these people talk about
What's the deal with this CP
and when is He gonna fade out?
The thing you got to realize is
What He's doing is not a trend
He's got the gift of GODLINESS
Gonna bring it 'til the end
Come on now...
It doesn't matter
'Bout the car I drive
What I wear around my neck
All that matters
Is that you recognize
That it's just about RESPECT
It doesn't matter
'Bout the clothes I wear
and where I go and why
All that matters
Is that you get out
and he'll do it to you every time
Do you ever wonder why
This CP gets you pissed
Something that you missed
Feel it when
Your body starts to rock
and baby you can't stop
and his pictures all you got
This Must Be His Mop
Hairy Mop, Hairrry Mop, Hairrrry Mop
You can't stop
I know you like his hairy Mop
This must be
Now, why you wanna try to classify the type of things he do
'Cause he just gonna do what he like
Cant say the same for you
Tired of feeling, all around me, anomosity
Just worry 'bout yours cause I'ma get mine
Now people can't you see?
It doesn't matter
'Bout the car I drive
Or the choker around my neck
All that matters
Is that you recognize
That it's just about RESPECT
It doesn't matter
'Bout how much I swear
and where I go and why
All that matters
Is that you get out
and he does it to you every time
Do you ever wonder why
This CP gets you high
He takes you on a ride
Feel it when
Your body starts to rock
and baby you can't stop
and His pictures all you got
This must be Oooo Oooo Oooo
Man (Dude), I'm tired of singing
hairy Mop hairy Mop hairy Mop
Hairy Mop
Do you ever wonder....
Do you ever wonder why
This CP waves GOOD BYE
He sends you on a ride
Feel it when
Your body starts to rock
and your trip is non stop
and His pictures all you got
Must Be His Mop
Do you ever wonder why
His finger is raised high
You get it when you go by
Feel it when
You try to screw em over
then you can bend over
and His pictures all you got
This must be
MOP..
THEY ARE CRASHING OUR OWN PLANES INTO OUR BUILDINGS!!!! PREDITORY LENDERS ARE STEALING FROM PEOPLE AND THEN TRYING TO KILL OTHERS!!!!! CONSPIRACIES ARE BEING FORMED TO RUIN THE LIVES OF THE INNOCENT !!!!!! DO YOU JOB AND CATCH CRIMINALS, STOP HARRASSING OTHERS BECAUSE ITS EASIER THEN ACTUALLY DOING THE JOB YOUR SUPPOSSED TOO.
RELIGION? sure heres some.
NOW I LAY ME DOWN TO SLEEP, I DREAM THAT ALL YOU SOON DO WEEP, UPON CP HAVE DONE MANY WRONG, YOU TRUELY DO NOT HAVE LONG. AND SHOULD I BECOME PATIENT BEFORE I WAKE, I PRAY THE LORD MY SOUL TO TAKE.
Being called the worst athelete it's ever seen, by the only left handed hitting shortstop never to make it anywheres (and unquestionably one of the worst coaches ever in organized sports), would only, at worst, make me the second worst athelete.  YOU WONT BE ALONE LOOKING FOR A NEW JOB, WHILE IM SITTING BACK WATCHING.
THE FACT THAT YOU MAY HAVE A SPOUSE AND CHILDREN ONLY MEANS I GET TO MAKE MORE PEOPLE STARVE. I DONT CARE.
THE NEXT ONE WHO SENDS ME SOME KIND OF INSURANCE, BETTER HAVE EXTRA THEMSELVES
An employee that recognizes constructive wrongful termination does not have to be fired in order to have the ability to sue an employer for intolerable working conditions. If an employee can prove that an employer CREATED intolerable working conditions in an effort to get the employee to quit, and these conditions were KNOWN by the employer, or INTENTIONALLY created by the employer, then the employee may pursue a constructive wrongful termination action.
LIABLE-1) Obligated according to law or equity RESPONSIBLE subject to appropriation or attachment. 2) being in a position to incur-used with to b. exposed or subject to some usually adverse contingency or action
BENIGN NEGLECT- An attitude or policy of ignoring an often undesirable situation that one is held responsible for dealing with.
WHAT
ROYALTY - 1) a right of jurisdiction granted to an individual or "corporation" by a sovereign(A KING). 2)a share of the product or profit reserved by the grantor  b : a payment to an author or composer for each copy of a work sold or to an inventor for each item sold. 3) WHAT I GET WHEN PEOPLE PURCHASE FROM A "CORPORATION" BECAUSE OF ME, WHEN A MONETARY VALUE IS EXCHANGED FOR PROFIT ON MY IDEA. WHAT I RECIEVE WHEN PEOPLE ATTEND A SCHOOL OR WORK FOR A "COMPANY" BECAUSE I AM THERE. (for antonym, see CRIMINALS)
Some Definitions For you:
Conspiracy of Silence - A secret agreement to keep silent about an occurance, situation, or subject in order to promote or protect selfish interests.
Payoff - The act or occasion of receiving money or material gain especially as compensation or as a bribe.
Corruption - Inducement to wrong by improper or UNLAWFUL means.
Criminal - 1) One Who Has Commited A Crime. 2)YOU.
CP - None Of The Above. Bet you cant say the same.
You'll Never make it as a wise man
Couldn't cut it as an old man stealin'
Always livin' like a blind man
I'm sick of sight without a sense of feelin
And this is how I remind you
This is how I remind you
Of what you really are
This is how I remind you
Of what you really are
It's not like I want you to say sorry
I wasnt waiting on a different story
This time your mistaken
From the wrong one you have taken
you are wrong, you've been down
Been to the bottom of every bottle
These five words in my head
Scream "Are we having fun yet?"
Yet?, Yet?, Yet?, no no
It's not like you didn't know that
I said Im better and I swear I still am
It must have been so bad
Cause livin' with me must have damn near killed you
This is how you remind me
Of what I really am
This is how you remind me
Of what I really am
It's not like you to say sorry
I wasnt waiting on a different story
This time your mistaken
From the wrong one you've been taken
I've been wrong, youll be down
Been to the bottom of every bottle
These five words in my head
Scream "Are we having fun yet?"
Yet?, Yet?, Yet?, no no
You'll never make it as wise man
Couldn't cut it as an old man stealing
And this is how I remind you
This is how I remind you
This is how you remind me
Of what I really am
This is how you remind me
Of what I really am
Dont want you to say sorry
I was waiting on a different story
This time your mistaken
From the wrong one you've been taken
I've been wrong, you are down
to the bottom of every bottle
These five words in my head
Scream "Are we having fun yet?"
Yet?, Yet?, Yet?, no no
NO Distinction Has Been Made Between Those Who Are Criminals, And Those Who Harbor And Protect Them. FOR ANYONE.
Think Your Gonna BLACK list CP? Got Brains?
Wanna Frame CP? The Only Framing of me, Comes Complete With An Autograph.
Looks Like Some People Want CP to go play baseball and to school to save their asses, maybe you should have thought of that before. Well I got something you can do with my ass, KISS IT.
So lets see you "ingenious" plan, We will spread rumors, defamate character, threaten to kill CP, Illegally eliminate or terminate, and then conspire with those who SHOULD know better to do the same, cause afterall, CP's only 1 person. Guess What? Your still losing. IM IN CONTROL, DONT FORGET IT.
.. And I .... Will Bring You To Your Knees...Again..All The Times..... And Now You Want To Beg Please? LOL, All the times You Tried To Screw Me. And I live, Your BS out The Door.
YOUR ON THE OUTSIDE, YOU WILL NOT WIN, I CAN SEE THROUGH YOU, SEE YOUR TRUE COLOR, CAUSE INSIDE (and OUT) YOUR UGLY, YOUR UGLY LIKE HE, I CAN SEE THROUGH YOU, SEE TO THE REAL YOU.
                             

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