The CP.( I Endure, Forever, Bitches. New Home Of The CP Profile Page...Bitches.) CP Home Page: WWW.CPPC21.X10HOST.COM
"GREATNESS...Is In."
I'm CP, UNSTOPPABLE, $YAWN$I Need Even Bigger Pockets, Turn Head And Cough Biches. This "state" Is A Criminal Enterprise. They Do It Because I Am More Powerful Than They Are. It's A Way To Try to Control Someone. Charging Somoene With Things They Don't Do Because I Am More Powerful Than They Are. I WILL NOT BE DRAGGED DOWN TO THE LEVEL OF THAT "state". You're FN With The Best. There was no reason for me to have to wait. I'm the STAR. THEY VANT TO SUCK MY BRAIN.
6'2", 204 Is Obviously The New 5'1", 118... Or Some People Need To Get Off The Fucking Crack And Buy Some Fucking Glasses Because Its Going To Be Awfully Embarrassing To Get your Ass Kicked By Someone you Think Is 5'1".
I Always Feel Better. Because I Am Better. In Fact, I Am Thee Best.
AVERAGE??!!! Ohhh you Mean Average Like...The CP's Average Annual Salary For Playing, Writing, Movies, Modeling, Saving The World, And General SuperStardom, Is So Many Multi-Millions Per Year. Yeah, I Guess Thats Kind Of Average.
Sounds More Like you Said "they Want To Pay The CP How Much?!!! Hey, I Know This Guy, he's Already In The League, Part Of The Union, One Of Us, And He Plays A Position And Switch Hits, 13 And I Will Talk To Him About Coming Here, We'll Even Get Him To Move To the Same Place The CP Is. Great Replacement. Ohh And A Pitcher? Remember That Old Guy Who Used To Be Here? Yeah, you Remember, The Rockets Bitch. We'll He Throws With The Same Arm As The CP And he's Already In The League, Part Of The Union, One Of Us. I'll Talk To him And Get Him To Come Back. Oh And Remember That Guy 2, Who Plays...oh Hold up, That's Me."
In Case you're Wondering, I Do Find It Rather Hilarious When you Say "Never" To Something I Already Have. Idiots.
Don't Make Me Have To Smack That Ass. Nah, Just Kidding...I'd Smack It Anyways.
Getting Rid Of Those Who Would Otherwise Want To Rid Themselves Of Me, Is What I Do. And I'm The Best At It. I'll Get Rid Of you, Too.
Givin' The Girls The Only "O's" they Need. The ONE. The ONLY. The ORIGINAL. THE CP. BITCHES.
Never Is A Looooooooong Time. Trust Me, you Wont Be Around For Never. Final.
"I AM THE BEST." There, I Talked (Spoke Actually). Now you Know Why I Don't Need To Say Anything..
I Make Never Happen. If you Don't Know That, Then you Know Nothing About ME. YES. I. CAN. Bitches.
I'm Not Doing Anything Someday/Maybe/Later/After/Nobody.I Would Suggest Realizing How Serious I Am About This. I Am The Best.
If you Want Fans To Cheer, Call The Beatles. If you Want Fans To Riot, Call Me.
This Off-Season, There Has Been 494 Million Dollars Spread Over 20 Years For My Swing. And they Cant Throw. And They Cant Run. And They Cant Field. And They Cant Pitch. Sounds Like Only At Least 1/5th Of What I'm Worth On A Field.
Let's Get One Thing Straight: I Am Worth Way Too Much Money For A Job. Jobs Are Cheap. Jobs Are For Regular People. Let's Get That Straight Right Now. Work Is Wack. I'm Not Changing For Anybody.
Dont Worry About What you're Going To Tell The Media. Just Tell Them I "Came Back And Took What Was Mine"...And To Get Use To The Phrase.
Teenage Girls Are Supposed To Go Nuts Over Me. I'm A Huge F*cking Star. The Only Time Teenage Girls Go Nuts Over your cops, lawyers, judges, or politicians Is When you're Trying To Molest Them. Need Some Paper?
If Im So Short And So Small, Then you Should Have No Needs For My WHAT!, Or My Pink Star, My Water Bottle Or My Swing Or My Arm Angle Or Anything Else you Steal. Better? No. THE BEST IS RIGHT...HERE. BITCHES.
On The Day I Was Born, It Was At 10:10, As If It Were A Way To Warn Others Of My Imminent Hotness. All 10 RIGHT HERE.
There's Room In My Trunk. BEHAVE.
Nobody Is Better Than Me. NOBODY.
Nobody Tells Me A What To Do. Nobody Tells Me When To Do It. If you Think So, I Am Going To Rain Down On you Like you Can't Even Imagine. No After. No Later. you're PAYING.
I'm The Star. I'll Tell you Who Is Allowed Around Me...To Contact Me. Not The Other Way Around.
I Am Distractingly Beautiful. Get Use To It. Oh That's Right...you Can't! And That's The Problem!
I Alway Make It A Point To Look Forward...To Making you Pay For The Past.
I Am Age-less.
I'm Perfect...And A "10". I Guess you Know What That Makes Me... I'm Hot.
I'm The Star & If you Don't Like Me, you Can Go F*ck yourselves. I'll Do What I Want.
With Me Or Against Me. And I Have Not A Problem With Against Me, In Fact, I Prefer it. Choose Carefully.
The CP: Not Just Better. The BEST.
Don't Worry "local hero's". you Got To Be On The Team And They Probably Even Gave you A Jacket. Not Bad For No-Talent Trash.
There Is Not A Thing I Do That Is Luck. It Is All Skill. That's Why None Of you Can Do Any Of It.
Biggest Star In The World...RIGHT here...And I know It.
Great News, non-local. I'm In Town. Tell your old lady To Get The Knee Pads Out. Oh, Hold On, you GET OUT The Knee Pads, Tell Her To Grab Her Ankles.
GREATNESS is not on anyone's time schedule but his own.
Confusius Say: "The Superior Man Is Not Merely Firm, But Firm In The Right Way." The CP Say: "Well Then, I Guess That Would Make ME Both Firm And Right On Top Of Superior."
People Hate Me To Such A Degree, That I Know I Must Be Doing Something Right. There Is A Value To The Extent People Despise Me.$ A Huge Value $.
Voted "Hottest" And "Cutest" By Girls Whispering To Eachother Everywhere.
The Only Famous Person I'm In Awe Of Is ME. That's Why It's So Dangeous When I Pass By Anything Reflective.
No ME. No Show. you're NOTHING. F*ck you, Douchebags.
I'm Not Leaving Anything Be. F*CK you!
Breaking News: I Am A Super Cute Boy...And My Cuddliness...Well...Your Minds Do Not Have The Faculty To Be Capable Of Understanding It.
I Don't Need Permission To Do Anything. Other People Don't Need To Be Asked. This Isn't A F*cking Vote. I'll Do Whatever I Want.
All "Too Old" Means Is you're Going To Be In A Lot Less Financial Pain And A Whole Lot More Physical Pain. Do you Think They Tried To Age Me On Purpose??!!!! Is It F*cking Clicking Yet??!!! To Keep Doing Things To Me That Delay Me Until They Can Use "Too Old" As An Excuse And Then Just Use That!!! Are you f*cking retarded!!! YES!!!! I'm Not Old!!
Oh I see your trying to (lol) break me in (lol) to the area. Try to (lol) end my reign of coolness(lol). Well, here's some advice. I use cracked bats to take BP with. I hit and throw water logged balls. Don't waste time using practice balls, I'll still hit the shit out of them. Just like I'll do with your girlfriends (lol). Alrighty then. Has it ever crossed your minds that I don't even think about you, you're insignificant to me. I don't consider you competition in any way. F*ck Off.
I'll Speak With Anyone. I Beep At Anyone. When It Happens To you, It Doesn't Make you Special, It Makes you Near Me. Just Because I Speak To you Doesn't Mean Anything. I Still Won't Give you The Time Of Day Otherwise. I'd Talk To The Ugliest Girl In School, Know Why? Because I Have The Confidence To And Don't Care What Other People Think. It Doesn't Mean I'm Interested.
I Don't Just Look Like A Movie STAR, I'm More Famous Than ONE. And BETTER STILL, What I Do Is Real. The FIRST day I arrived here you should have done a story on ME to set people straight.
Engrossed in my creative arts career. MY creative arts.
Perhaps it's time for you all to realize your limitations and learn to accept the fact that you aren't good enough to compete with me. you need to understand the reality that you are in way over your heads and to settle for screwing around with low class trash such as yourselves..
Try To Violate My Rights And I'll Violate your Face.
They're Not Interested In your Crappy Town Or Cities Or States Or your Crappy Kids Or Selves, They're Interested In ME.
Sometimes I Don't Hear What People Are Saying To Me Because My Degrees And Licenses Are Blocking My Ears. With This In Mind, Only Present Me With Offers That Do Not Waste My Time And Do Not Discuss Past Endeavors With Me As I Do Not Care Nor Will I Recall.
Why do people think they know about me? They know nothing about me. They know the lies they hear and they know about what they read here which is about .0001% of what I do. you know nothing.
People get infatuated with Me. Obsessed, crazy, stalker, nutcase infatuated with Me.
No. I'M FAMOUS. you're my fans. Don't twist it. People all of you would consider to be famous are my fans. And everytime one of them talks about me, you think it's because I initiated it some way. I don't. They are fans of mine. They know who I am. Don't let trash manipulate your minds. That's what they do; the animals that cause trouble. They twist the situation because you're all conditioned to believe that you know who is famous and the only way they could know me is if I initiated it. I didn't. None of you have a grasp of how famous I am. There are people who don't even know that they know who I am.
you're crazy to think my life revolves around other people. It doesn't.
I'll talk to new borns, I'll talk to old, warm, corpses. I'll talk to who ever the f*ck I want to talk to.
When you listen to the things people tell you about me, you learn nothing about me.
I Am The Sexiest Dude In The World. Sexiest Non-Dude Also. Just In Case you Were Wondering. And Don't Even Get Me Started On My P-Ness.
No, you're wrong. again. I CAN. It's you who CAN'T. Stop applying you limitations upon me as a way of trying to be more like me, to feel as though you are me. your not me. you're sick.
She knows why she grabbed the ear.
I Don't Have Representatives. I Don't Have "People". When Theres Something To Offer Me, Contact Me. Don't Give Others The Chance To Cause Trouble.
you are listening to people who make stuff up!!! They find out positive things that are going to happen for me, infiltrate the situation to try to slander me and turn the attention towards themselves for thier own benefit and try to get me out of the way. Nothing any of them tell you about me is true!!! Are your minds made off jelly???!!!! GREATNESS is RIGHT. Here.
I Don't Think you Understand. I've Done My Work, I'm Not Starting Anything Over. I'm Talking Whats Mine, they're Paying For What They've Done, And I'm Stepping Right Into What I Do.
I DON'T CARE ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE. I DON'T CARE ABOUT WHAT OTHER PEOPLE DO, SAY, OR THINK AS LONG AS IT DOENS'T AFFECT ME. GET F*CKING LIVES. YOU DO SOMETHING THAT AFFECTS ME AND YOU'RE GOING TO PAY FOR IT. DOES THAT HELP YOU UNDERSTAND? IF OTHER PEOPLE DON'T START SH*T, THERE WOULDN'T BE SH*T, BECAUSE I DON'T CARE ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE. THEN, BECAUSE I DON'T CARE, BECAUSE THEY ARE STALKERS, THEY DO THINGS TO ME TO GET MY ATTENTION BECAUSE, AS YOU READ ABOVE, I DON'T CARE OTHERWISE. I DID MY WORK, I'M NOT DOING ANYMORE. I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING AGAIN. PAY UP, BITCHES. I'M NOT STOPPING. I'M THE BIGGEST WINNER THERE IS, YOU'RE JUST TOO STUPID TO SEE IT.
I Don't Know Who "famous' People Are. I've Never Cared. I'm Famous. You Learn Who I Am.
Yeah, blah, blah, blah. Where do you think My-wtf-ever got the idea for their celebrity icon? From the biggest star there is. CP. I was here long before, I'll be here long after.
"It" doesn't "Happens" to ME.
Have I mentioned that my arm feels so great, that this time instead of some crazy ni88er trying to break it to cover up for a corrupt "state" I almost feeling like going out to look for a crazy ni88er to try to break it? I WILL NEVER STOP. I WILL NEVER STOP THROWING. I WILL NEVER STOP PLAYING. F*CK you.
Here's My Counter Offer: I Get 100%. Or I Can Send 50% of your frats, your robewears, and you politicians, back to you. And I Don't Mean 50% of them collectively, I mean 50% of each one. Now, stop reading this and get back to work because you owe me a lot. WHOOP WHOOP!
And to your "pro ahtletes", and I use pro and athlete loosely because your just bags of drugged up chit. you want to f*ck with me? Then you be a man or men, instead of the little children you are, and you f*ck with me. you don't go around me. you don't f*ck around with things in my life. you come after me. And I'll make you a promise. I don't give a f*ck who you are, or how tough you think you are, I will beat the f*ck out of you.
I AM THE BIGGEST STAR IN THE WORLD. GIRLS. CHASE. ME. NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND.
Sometimes, It's Neccessary For GOD To Strike you Down. Or Out.
Do you really think that your "you will" is worse than my "I Will"? Do you? Do you, Punks?
I'm An Artist In Everything I Do And The Things I Do Are My Work.
It's easy for them to talk a good game. Hell, when I'm not around and the mouths run and run, maybe it even sounds believable. But don't believe it. Because the know if they did, they would live the rest of their (and others close to them) terminally short lives in mind numbing terror. I'll tell you what to believe. Here's a hint, It's called truth.
Why don't you stay away from those girls you f*cking fruits. you f*cking suck. I don't wait. I'm not later. I'm not after. you are. STAY OUT OF MY LIFE you LITTLE F*CKS. WHAT THE F*CK ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT!!!!!! NOT WHO ARE you GOING TO CALL. NOT WHO ARE you GOING TO CRY TO. NOT WHAT ARE you GOING TO WRITE ON A PIECE OF PAPER. WHAT ARE you GOING TO DO ABOUT IT!!!! NOTHING!!!! BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE. NOTHING. you CAN'T BE BETTER THAN THE BEST...AND THE BEST IS RIGHT HERE.
I'm Not Changing Anything, Infact, I Am Inspired To Be Who I Am Even More. And All Of you Should Be What you Are, And Realize What you Are, FANS.
When you say NO and NOTHING I hope you're talking about your status of having a penis and what your existence amounts to, because if it's in regard to anything else, there are other ways of taking care of you that superceed what your diseased minds can comprehend.
There's a Great chance of getting your hand broken if you snap your fingers at me.
Do you have any idea what it is like to be me? To be Unbeatable? To not only win, but to decimate anyone and anything that confronts me? Of course you can't. And you're next.
UNLIMITED ABILITY: TO DO ANYTHING,TO ACHIEVE, AND END you. If you get in my way, If you interfer, I'LL KILL you.
The term your searching for is Yes. However, you are heading in the correct direction if you'd like to have your face smashed out the back of your skull. I would seriously work on your attitude around me because I don't like it.
Stay away from the girls, the girls belong to me. Which ones? Whichever ones I say do, you're paying for what you tried to do to me. I'm playing. your cops are going to prison, your judges are going to prison, your politicians are going to prison. Understand? Any questions? No. Becuase I don't care if you have any.
Don't waste your energy saying no to me. what you are going through is one of those moments when your mind is incapable of understanding just what I am doing because I am diffusing all of the brainwashing and spitting in the face of everything you hold to believe to be true. It's going to be a long process and I am going to take current and future things away from you, including past things that you believed with all your heart and soul belonged to you, but always belonged to me, but by the end of this process, you'll all have learned a valuable learning lesson; you'll all understand how this works. you've wasted my time. Now, I'm wasting you.
You are CRAAAAAZY people. You talk about Again, And Still, And No, And other bullchit. If I say a girl belongs to me, then she does. If I say anything belongs to me, it does. Don't live in your fantasy would inside your heads that only you and your meaningless friends are in because I dont give you the time of day and think you're important. You're not. And I've got a little secret for you, just because she doesn't come out in your face and tell you it's so, means nothing. It's because shes concerned about something happening to me, not because she likes you. Get it? you're f*cking meaningless. And truth is, I think every girl should just make known their adoration of me, that way it keeps the scum that tries to creep in when he finds out a girl likes me away. Nothing you say or think is important. It means nothing to me. My mind operates at leap years ahead of yours. What you tell me about, I have already considered and formulated a decision on years before it even popped into your head. When I stare at you and say nothing, Im not staring at you because Im looking at anything, having trouble understand what you're saying, or am an indiot, I am looking at you saying to myself "What The F*ck Is This F*cking Moron Doing In My Face Talking To Me? This f*cking idiot isn't even good enough to look at me, much less talk to me. F*ck Off." Seriously, do you f*cking people have learning disabilities or are you just f*cking retarded? If I am not doing that, I am looking through you thinking about everything else that is actually important that you may not have the brain power to ever even consider, or if you do, it will probably be 8 to 10 years after me, at least. I am deliberate because I have already thought about everything. I have considered every, and all options, I know everything you can and could want to do, I know your motivations and I know your intent. I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE THINKING, BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT AS SMART AS ME. Get f*cking lives!
you're paying or you're dying. you can talk all the chit you want, but if you don't stay out of my life and your fagghet frat away from that boarder, I'll find you, I'll blow your head off your shoulders, and I'll just go on with life. That's how meaningless your existence is to ME. Keep it in mind, because otherwise,the bullet will be. Bitches. And The rest of you? Mind your own business if it doesn't concern you.
The only pictures that get taken of me are for publicity and fan purposes.
The only spotlight on me is when I'm performing.
you Think I Care. I Don't Care. you Should Have Killed Me When you Had The Chance. Now, It's My Turn.
Nothings the same. There's no again. Stop thinking you know whats going on, or know more than me. Because it's all fun and funny when you make things up when I'm not around, but I'll tell you what, if you try to do all the things you talk about when I'm not around, they only thing you're going to end up is dead. You will not get the chance to try again, becasue I will wipe you off the face of this planet. So shut up. stay down. And take your punishment. Because I'm going to make you all pay. Even more than is reasonable.
you are not getting away with that you tried to do to me. I am going to take everything from you. I don't care what your frat want, what your judges want, or what you pray for when you lay your head down. I am going to take everything from you. I MEAN IT.
Sometimes, people ask me: "CP, who gave you permission to be so hott?" I just say: "I gave myself permission, bitches."
I going to say this once. you see the chit I'm dealing with? If I hear one more thing about "turf" or "turf wars"; I'm going to find you, drag you into the street, dismember you, and spray paint an outline of the parts. Then, you'll forever be on your "turf". Don't waste my time with this bulchit. My turf is wherever I want to be. And if you don't like it, I'll make you the "turf" in my surf and turf dinner.
Si resturaunt que no es cerrado, voy a enterrar a todos ustedes en ?l. I encontrar? usted, su familia, sus hijos. Disfruta de tu mierda lleno buritto, usted Cunts muertos.
#1.
Have I Mentioned That In Addition To My Greatness, I Hate With The Raw Passion Of A Thousand Suns? Sure I Did!
Unfortunately for you. There's a lot more I CAN do.
We aren't using the system anymore. We're using something that works. Not only will they leave, your cops, judges, and politicians, go to prison, and you'll stay away from those girls, you'll be happy to do it, because you'll like the alternative much less. F*CK YOU.
I DON'T DO ANYTHING FOR ANYONE BUT ME. STOP TYRING TO F*CK UP MY LIFE BECAUSE YOU THINK IN THOSE SIMPLE MINDS, OR IT BENEFITS YOU TO THINK THAT I DO IT FOR SOME GIRL. NOTHING COULD BE STUPIDER, IDIOTIC OR PROVE YOU DON'T HAVE ANY BRAIN CELLS. HOW F*CKING INSULTING TO HAVE EVERYTHING IN SOMEONES LIFE MINIMIZED BECASUE THEY THINK I DO IT FOR A DIFFERENT REASON THAN I DO. I DO FOR ME YOU FILTHY M*THERF*CKERS.
For most people, it's impressive to be black listed in one field. I, however, have managed to be black listed accross multiple industries. That is quite an accomplishment. Guess I'll throw it in the pile.
DIE TRYING, BUT THERE'S NOBODY BETTER THAN ME.
Dont Hate Me Because I'm Beautiful. Hate Me Because you Ain't Me And you Never Will Be.
It's Just Right For Me To Be A Huge Star. GOD Placed Some People On This Planet To Accomplish Something (for me to be the STAR I am & for you to serve me). I Know, I Placed Them Here.
WHY? JUST BECAUSE I CAN.
#1.
Want to know what the "state" that I am not from should focus on upholding instead continuing to propogate its lies and defamation against me to attempt to save itself? It should focus on the upholding of my erect C P-ness while it comes all over your "states" face. F*ck you, you insignificant runts. Go light some more fires or harass some indians or go f*ck yourselves. Oh, you've already done that.
It looks like the big leagues have taken a hard stance on steroid abuse. Apparently, they have banned the steroids, but they haven't band the susbstances abusers take to try to reverse the affects of the damage the steroids did. How hippo. I mean really, all they nailed were the past their prime players and already retired ones. You mean none of the younger players, the ones they try to pin their futures on, were (are) dirty? What a load of crap.
I will NEVER stop. I will continue. Still. Again. More. You brought this on yourselves. And you can wish for me to all you want, but you can wish in one hand and chit in the other and for the first time in history, it will be the wishing hand that will fill first.
Here's your learning lesson: IF THAT'S ALL YOU'VE GOT, YOU'RE IN BIG F**CKING TROUBLE. SHOOT YOURSELVES.
it is GREAT, That I Am GREAT.
Same Old Story: I'm the STAR. I'll make the decisions.
If you're having trouble understanding what I mean, then you probably didn't get that far in school and must be suffering from a disease of the mind that prevents you from understanding how this works.
If they don't go to prison, whoever doesn't put them there is going to be dead, FIRST. Happy decision making!
Here a warning if you're a candidate. Be very careful and watch your back from the ones you didn't select, because I'm going to tell you what is going to happen. They will probably hire a lawyer to falsify reports with their cops friends because they were rejected by you. In these reports they will show up to places you go and accuse you of following and pursuing them, calling into question your sanity to discredit you, and attempting to ruin your career because if they can't piggy back on someone then they try to ruin them instead. These are sick animals. ph*ck you.
Oh Yes, I Can.
I've seen that glare before. Lookin' At CP. Gawking At CP. Lustin' At CP. Wanting To Go One On One With The GREAT ONE. You Want To Wine CP. You Want To Dine CP. Then You Want To Get CP Alone And Have Your Way With Him. What Kind Of Dude Do You Think I Am!!!!!!. Just For That, I'm Just Going To Lay There And Make You Do All The Work. That'll Teach Ya.
Comment of the day: CP IS FIRST. ALWAYS.NEVER LAST. IF YOU THINK CP IS NOT FIRST, THEN YOU BECOME LAST. YOU GO TO THE BACK OF THE LINE. NOW, YOU MAY SAY TO YOURSELF "WELL, I DON'T CARE, I CAN FIND PLENTY OF GUYS". WELL, I WILL RETORT: ANY GIRL CAN FIND A LIST OF GUYS TO PH*CK HER, NO MATTER HOW HOMELY SHE MAY BE. BUT GIRLS LINE UP BECAUSE THEY WANT TO PH*CK ME.
Who the F you all think you are is anyone's guess, I don't give a F either way. But for all of you who think you're cool or important or whatever goes on in your crazy heads, remember this. When you do the right things in life, later comes real quick, but when you do the wrong things, later is a long time and nobody is better at extending your later than me. So think about that the NEXT time you think you're going to tell me when LATER is, because I'll be the ONE to tell you when it is.
I am #1. Not any other number. Not only am I # 1, I am the GREATEST #1. Everything I do is GREAT, not good, GREAT. Nobody does it like I do, Nobody does what I can. you all go around and you talk your smack about me, or you drive by me, and you shake your heads at me, and it changes nothing. F*cking GREAT. I AM. And if you don't believe it, try to do something about it, because I'll give you the GREATEST azz kicking of your f*king life. And trust me, it won't be the second best azz kicking, and it won't be good, it'll be GREAT. Just like everything I do.
I am an infinately better athlete than all of your pro's combined. I'll tell you who's next; I'll tell you what seconds you can have. you aren't even good enough to hold my P-Ness, much less critisize me. That goes quadruple fold for your ball washing, azz kissing, wanna-be, suck up, media outlets. Next time you all want to suck up to something, Suck my C P-ness.
Some mf'ers think they're famous because they have paparazzi follow them in places where paparazzi grow by the bushel load. I have paparazzi follow me in places that paparazzi haven't even been planted. That's famous.
I don't watch; I do,
I don't do later; I do when I feel like it.
I am way so much hotter than I should be...Yet still...not as hot as I could be. That's scarey.
I'll Always Be #1
You Can't Beat Me,
You Can't Hurt Me,
You Can't Stop Me.
You people think that dealing with the pieces of chit I've dealt with and going through what I've gone through and you either lace curtain mf'ers, or you think you're lace curtain mf'ers, are going to throw bulchit in my path and get away with it. You're going to sit there and flop the bulchit out of your mouths when you try to impress your friends when I'm not around and talk about how tough you want others to think you are with your "ohh...we will...oh.....I will" Shut your phuking mouths. Because the only one who will and means it and can do something about it... IS ME. #1 IS RIGHT ....HERE.
I don't do later. I do when I say so.
Let me make all of you feable minded morons aware of 1 Thing. There is NO NEXT, There's Only Me. The Only Thing You're Going To Accomplish By Hoping And Praying For Next, WHEN THERE ISN'T ANY, Is Getting Yourselves In A Whole Lot Of Trouble.
Being #1 Isn't Just A Saying, It's A Way Of Life.
The Only People I Wouldn't Be #1 With Would Be Your Mothers, And Even Then, I'd Still Be More Desired.
#1 Say: I Will Put You In The Ground Without A Second Thought.
Y stands for: Yummy. E stands for Enduring. S stands for: Shut The F*ck Up. Put them all together...YES. #1 says: Learn Yes, And use it often in his presence.
When girls meet me, I always recommend they bring a pillow. That way, they have something soft to land on when they faint.
I Can Do ANYTHING
You All Keep Your Noses Clean. Mine Has Always Been Clean And I Intend To Prove It And Make You Pay.
Let me clear something up. My sports are what I do. I can pick up any sport in a matter of months and be as good at it as anyone in the profession of said sport. Of course I am talking about the one's that I do not already readily train for and or participate in. I know what I need to do to be prepared to play at the highest level. I also know that participating here is a complete waste of time. I also am insulted at the insinuation that I need to "try-out" for any of said sports. The skills display themselves. I send out resumes and go on interviews for "spending" money, I dont do it for my specialty.
I'm CP. I don't chase girls, they chase me.
I'm The SuperStar, I'll Make The Decisions.
I'm Not Just Great. I Am The GREATEST.
I never let things go and let by gones be by gones. I don't do it to ensure others non-survival.
I hope you got a good feel, because that's the same rock hard, lightening quick muscle that's going to kick the life out of you if you ever cross my path again.
That was live #9. Disappear. because there won't be another.
This is being done MY way and that's how it will be done.
phuking star. It doesn't get any better than ME. Any other guy would only be a cheap replacement of ME and always be #2. And it would make the girl a huge phuking loser, not ME.And I'm not wasting my valuable time on non-sense. So, nothing happened, and it's with intuitive knowledge that I know...
#1. IS RIGHT. HERE.
Hey, camalot survivors, keep this in mind, if I had been around when your administration actually meant something, marylin monroe still would have been suhcking my dick.
I am the guy that would know to shut my mouth If I were the guy that had to buy someone off to get himself out of trouble for something he actually did because he thinks he's someone and can't keep his d in his pants. (as opposed to my being the person that gets scapegoated for things he doesn't do by others who want to get out of trouble for what they actually did) And I'd definately be the person who shut the F up, if I were the person who was responsible for ruining a dynasty because he thought he was better than he is (as oppossed to My being the person that creates dynasties because I am even better than I say). So in other words. If you want to act ni&&er, act ni&&er someplace else, because I don't put up with it and you can ask those ni&&ers with the broken hands that I don't put up with this acting ni&&ger bulchit. that's how people get hurt.
They try to give Notice that the order was sent to attempt to Burn ME. They wanted to try to end my CP-tourage. Unfortunately for them, there is no CP-tourage. Only The CP. Which is a whole hell of a lot worse for them.
Every once in a while, I like to remind myself of a little tune. And it goes a little something like this: AHEM, AHEM...Because you're all fleas, and I'm the Big Dog, I scratch you off my balls, with My muthaphukin paws. You'all's better recognize and see where I'm comin from is still CP siiiiide! Why ask why, and the world keeps spinnin to the CP, CP........is I.
I AM # 1.
Don't sit around and feel sorry for steroid boy when he tells you about the money he spent to be some place he shouldn't have been. That wasn't his money, that was organized crime money, that was little bank money, that was buh-d money. Not his. And it's a perfect example of the fact that TRYING TO F OVER THE CP DIDN'T JUST BENFIT ALL OF THEM, IT WAS LUCRATIVE. Which is why they passeed the info along and kept trying to do it, just more "anyone by The CP" strategy. F Them. FOLLOW THE MONEY!
I see I've got your attention teamsters. Now remember, you may know what I look like, what I drive, and where I go, but I know where your fuel tank is. I hope we have an understanding. Like the kind of understand that says I should be obeyed alot more than some diaper weaing, nobody, bullchit, mafia laundry boy.
Hey teamsters. Keep your phuking rigs on your side of the phuking road because if you smash into me, I'm going to hop out of that car, drag you out of that cab by your necks and smash your head into every inch of that truck. If you think your gangsta, you're wrong.
What is my asset valuation technique? First, I estimate future cash flows and applicable discount rates, using weighted average cost of capital (WACC), to derive an accurate discounted cash flow (DFC) analysis in present day dollars. I then take into account net present value (NPV), calculate internal rate of return (IRR), and verify my findings by comparing them to a capitalization rate. And if all that doesn't yield a feasable result, I just live in the property for a while and its value and the surrouding area sky rocket because at the end of the day, I am a huge phucking star. I am the asset. And when I do a valuation analysis on myself, the calculation comes back indeterminately invaluable.
Yup. that pretty much sums up just what being from here and representing this "state" will earn someone out in the uncorrupted, real world. The difference is, here they pre-determine any outcome they want to make things look how they want it to. But, when they go out into the real world, their bullchit is seen for what it really is. The difference between me and all of them, I'm a superstar anywhere, I translate that way because my star power, ability, is real. Everyone else is just conjured up bullchit (like their reports) by those who think they are in "power" to serve their own self interest. More susinctly, CP doesn't need anyone to be the star he is, he did it himself. Everyone the "state" promotes is someone they want to be able to control, who can't do it on their own, someone who needs them. I DID IT ON MY OWN NOT BECAUSE OF ALL OF YOU, BUT DESPITE ALL OF YOU.
Now, all of you can take part and do what the fraternity, politicians, and judges are too corrupt to do, you can put a stop to organized crime and you can start by not spending even a penny on that hill, but do feel free to drive by and beep twice, just do not stop and buy anything.
I Should Have Been Born With Points On The Ends Of My Extremities Because I Am The Biggest Star You Will Ever See.
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BJ GATE Preveiw: F bj gate preveiws, your cops, your judges, and your politicians are going to jail, not because they should, because everyone agrees that they should. They are going because they have to.
It's NOT the land where: you need to accept the fact that you are beated. shrivel up, like your peckers, accept it, and move on while you can still physically move.
It's NOT the land where Yes, you are finished with me. You Know why? because you never should have started with me in the first place. If I find out that there is any interference in my life from the place I am not from, I am going to hunt you down like a rabid animal and kill you. You. Are. Done. F*ck off. Don't Even Think About Me Because I Going To Tell You When This Is Over For you. F*ck you and F*ck your corrupt, do anything to attempt to save itself, criminal enterprise, place I am not from.
If the darwinian theory of evolution holds to be true, people here will be the first anywhere to sprout eyes in the backs of their heads. Why? Because they need them.
This is what happens when you put a phag in charge. Either a financial phag, or a robe wearing phag, or just a plain, old, regular, phag. And to clarify, I have nothing against gay people, as long as they don't try to be gay with me, but these MF'er are way past gay, they're phags.
Apparently, It's ok to kill kids through the endorsement of cigarette smoke as long as it's beneficial to the state, just not to do so with paint. Know what the difference is? political motivation. Money from tabacco swoops in to save you from higher taxes. build political careers. But paint is used to make it look like they are socially conscious, so that ag's and judges can try to tie their names to something that will forward their careers. Know what they really are? Frauds. That's the same way states protect steroid abusing junkies that they endorse trying to kill people. So if you are all to believe the things you see and hear, they only do what benefits themselves.
There's only 1 reason he's colonel there. So, I'm going to to tell you. They brought this clown here because he's in with the queer mayors daddy. How? Well, I'll tell you just like his fraternity investigates things, come up with my own explination without researching it first, only my investigation will actually hold up. Because if we investigated it, say his record of where he came from, we would find high levels of organized crime activity before he was colonel, virtually none while he was colonel, and again, high levels of organized crime activity after he left. Sound erily similar to his corruption hut record? it should, its the same thing: allowing criminals to freely get away with crime so he can make his statistics look good and protect the ones who gave him his job. Ohhhh a criminal enterprise. he's here because he is an organized crime patsy, and the queer mayor and his daddy knew (know) it. Kinda make you wonder if he does.
Bringing in a financial fraud from the land of the hick to "save" you all from a "crisis" is akin to a professional body building roid raging junky leaving the body conscious, narsacistic, beach climate of a warm southern state to con all of you somewhere you have to wear a coat 10 months out of the year. they're all frauds.
Sometime, queer mayor, you may feel a slight sting. that's pride phuking with you. phuk pride. pride only hurts. it never helps.
In some instances, a lot can be gleened from following patterns. For example, If one follows a pattern, one can see how some queer mayor's entire life is a microcosm of just how he became a queer mayor in the first place. I mean, couldn't you just see him as a little boy going home and complaining to daddy how all the kids at school pick on him and his daddy saying "don't worry son, daddy will have his mafia friends take care of it". Then he gets older and says to daddy "I want to be mayor, but someone else is in the way" and daddy says "don't worry son, daddy will have his mafia friends take care of it". Then even later, he complains "daddy, now i'm mayor and nobody will listen to me, they only listen to THE CP, and THE CP is evicting my fraudulent, steroid abusing, boyfriend out of the building he doesn't own but thinks he does and I drove by and yelled that "he's staying" but THE CP doesn't care about what I say, and I'm worried that if there were an election and THE CP were still here he would win, just like the rest of the politicians are scared". Hmmm, I wonder what his largest mafia lawyer in new england father would say to that.
Land where being here is kinda like stepping in chit. Except when you step in here, you don't just scape it off , you throw the shoes out and buy a new pair because what you stepped in isn't just chit, it's the chit chit chits. FU.
Pay attention to how concerned they are about that old safety complex, they want to make sure something happens with it because they are worried about having to go back there. But as far as I'm concerned, when I take that new complex, you can set up shop under a bridge for all I care. And remember those burgers you tried to feed me? I only eat cheese burgers azholes, but save them because you'll need them when you're under the bridge.
Wake Up Betsy Ross, The Race...For 49 States, Has Begun
What belongs to me is mine, If you attempt to intrude on mine you will not be fine, On your left over carcasses I will dine.
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When A Girl Wants To Go Out With Me, I Say: "Let's Make Dreams Come True. Yours."
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Hobbies & InterestsI Make a GREAT scapegoat. I used to work with a bunch of BRAIN WASHING (ED) Criminals. YAWN. WHAT? I said Its ok, Over90% of "businesses" that close down,close down because they are run by COMPLETE IDIOTS. Some Things Never Change..BYE-BYE.
your judges have a better chance of getting down on their knees and suhking my ball bag than of getting their way with me. you corrupt bags of chit.
Guess that means taxes are going up again. But not as high as they are going up when all of you are depositiing your tax dollars directly into my account because you all thought you were tougher and smarter than me.
Just A Pathetic Little Punk Trying To Make A Name For himself By Going After Me, Just Like Everyone Else. Stick A Skrit On That Face Because Im Gonna .... ur Skull. This P.O.T Sits Around All Day And Has Nothing Better To Do Than Read Web Pages. Then Waste Tax Payer Dollars By Complaining About My Snake. I Bet he Does Think About My Snake. Probably Got A Bunch Of Nahked Pictures Of Me In His Bathroom So he Can Go In There And Jahck To Me And My Snake. Then he Has his Trash Write False Reports About Me That he Already Wrote Out To Get Me Away From My Lake, So That his P.O.T Friends Can Run For Mayor. Calls My Jeep A "Renegade" When he Knows It's A Wrangler, But Renegade Make Me Sound Like, Well, Some Renegade, A Bad Seed!!! Better For Phoney Reports With his Bribed judges. Snakes, Renegades, he's A Master Of Distraction. Instead Of The Real Issues, his Stalker Self, Stalker Friends, And Corrupt Politicians. Want To Try To Take My House Punk? Want To Try To Help Criminal little "banks"? YOU MOVE OUT OF MY WAY, BeICH!!!
When I was in school, my professors used to write on my papers "where's the finance?". It wasn't that I couldn't do math, unfortunately, I was to be busy being harrassed, stalked, falsely investigated, and the subject of animals attempting to ruin my life to have much time to play with math problems. But when I did get a chance, I developed fundamentally sound theory and applications. And nobody could question that. So then what is his excuse? If he is going to call himeself a "financial expert" shouldn't he at least have to show some of the work? I mean give the people an addition problem, 2+2 with an answer, copy the pythagorean theorem and show it to people, back it up by showing that he, not the guy from connecticut, did something. I mean, after all, if he is going to be called a "financial expert", then that should mean that he should be able to do the financial part and save people the expense of having to hire a real financial expert to do all of the work. Didn't the local lawyer(rip) explain that part to him? Oh wait, probably not, that way he can deny any knowledge of it, much like a criminal enterprise.
Truth is, Everything they say is a lie. They Have Been Slandering Me For Years. And When They Were Going To Get Caught, They Covered Up For Everything. I was out there, everyone saw my ability so they couldn't go after that anymore, so they decided to go after my head. Slander my character, like they had been doing for years. NONE OF WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT ME IS TRUE. ALL OF IT IS THEIR ATTEMPT TO GET OUT OF WHAT THEY CAUSED.
Imagine if we all had someone we were related to who worked for the courts in this p.o.t state. Then you could have innocent people who will expose you arrested for crimes that your family actually commited just because you like to sit there and shuc off some judge and/or sheriff and/or prosecutor (or you are one) and invite them to your (well soon to be my) house to have hamburgers and weiners on the holidays. Hell, might as well wore off the daughters while their at it too, oh wait, they already have. daddy had to get that job some how.
Remember: I was removed from there for their safety, not for mine, regardless of what the self-serving excuse they give to paint the picture they want is.
The Worst They Try To Do To Me, The Harder You Are All Going To Fight. You Know Why? Because F THEM, Thats Why.
Favorite GadgetsThey Too Are Off To See CP, That Wonderful CP Of Ours, They Say He is A Wiz Of A Wiz if Ever A Wiz There Was. if Ever Oh Ever A Wiz There Was CP is one Because(x7) Of The WonderFul Things He Does.
Occupation S.O.B, Peoples Champion,Superstar,Martyr,Supplamental insurance endorser (Not For Me),Undertaker.
Interesting. isn't it? How their local hero's all seem to suffer from some sort of injury or malady that can only be described as being attributed to artificial means. The types of injuries that are characteristic, or better described as side effects of, doing things thats are unnatural. How they run and hide to different parts of the globe trying to escape their fate. They are not local heros. They are junk, and I leave the local part out because junk intuitively suggests the fact that they are local. You want all natural? You want uncorrupted? You want pristine? You want the GREATEST? that's CP.
You'll All Have To Excuse The Delay. The "state" Is Trying To Figure Out How I Got So Many Votes And How They Are Going To Attempt To Down Play It In An Effort To Detract From The Fame And Glory That Is So Rightfully Mine. Again. By Now, Their Behavior Is Nothing Short Of Disturbingly Old Hat.
You know what he is really. A salesman, not a "financial expert". He is an expert of anything that suits his needs. Now he's a "fossil fuel expert" too. And if there were a garbage crisis, he'd be a "sanatation expert". Whatever gets it done. Its not that he has the answers, its that he says things idiot people don't understand and laughs all the way to the office because heconned you into believing him. Bond rating? Bond rating? How much do you people know about bond ratings? Nothing. I do, though. You know what I know about bond ratings that is the most important fact? THE RATING OF A BOND DOESN'T MATTER UNTIL YOU SELL IT. WAS THE AWHOLE GOING TO SELL THE CITY? If someone is in that big of a finacial crisis, they dont care about the rate at which they can borrow money, they are just glad to be able to get it.
Looks like the local judge is taking advice from the local lawyer on how to con his way into office just like the local "financial expert". Must be an election year, they are going for the false reports and phoney evaluations. Shampoo time. FU time.
Why Don't All Of These Candidates Run The Real Ads. You All Know The Ones. The One's Where They Have people Falsely Arrested And Wrongly Sent To Hospitals Because They Know They Would Lose To Him If They Didn't. See, Its An Election Year And It Was Time To Get CP Off Of Main Roads And Out Of Public Sight Where Attention Can Find Him, But I Still Shine Brightly. At least Those Ads Would Be Compelling. And Better Yet, At Least Those Ads Would Be True. Remember: A Vote For Me Is A Vote Against All Of Them And A Vote For All Of You. So Start Practicing Your Spelling.
The Next Time One Of your judges Asks Someone If They Have A Disease Of The Mind That Prevents Them From Understanding, They Had Better Be Holding A Mirror In Front Of Their Face When they Ask It.
The people have decided, and it not him they want. This is reminiscent of a football game where they try to run the next play before the previous one gets reveiwed, or more appropriately, like one of my court cases that is besieged by corruption from begining to end. They better get the transition committee ready to take over for his transition committee. Maybe he can apply for a job with me. oh no wait, corrupt bags of chit need not apply.
OccupationS.O.B, Peoples Champion,Superstar,Martyr,Supplamental insurance endorser (Not For Me),Undertaker.
every cent that animal made in that building belongs to me. They are going away just like that little bank is going away. Did you hear that? They are going away. Every cent they made came from me too. They are sick animals and they will be dealt with as such. Should have been smarter about where you worked out, about who you dealt with. They all know eachother, Pass the info along, and try to do it again. But they arent smart at all. They're just finished. Wanna draw a link? draw a link with steroid boy, a gym, a little bank, the non-stop pouring of money into a building he doesn't own, my getting jumped, and going after my head. figure it out yet? THAT'S MY MONEY, BEICHES. They're paying for it. Paying for every wasted second. Every moment wasted in your crap courts, every second I've been wrongfully kept from doing what I should. THEY'RE PAYING.
What they dont want you to know is. Long before I was ever arrested for what I didnt do, they had their lawyers working day and night for the lawsuit they dreaded. But they decided to cut a deal with the fraternity as a pre-emptive strike to charge me with what I didnt do so that they could try to get themselves collectively out of trouble. And of course, the state obliged, because they are involved to, and if anything happened to the state, well, that may not be good for their pensions. But Dont worry about It. Im Not Going To Sue You. I'm Going To Get Rid of You.
EVERYTHING is and was predetermined. Because They Dont Have The Balls To Do What They Have Been Doing To Me Without Knowing What The Outcome Is Going To Be First.
Looks like someone is looking to run and hide, running and hiding to Washington. Now he talks about how he hears voices and how god is telling him to run for office. Well put that head up real close because GOD is talking and for real this time, and he's saying "THE ONLY WAY HE'S GOING TO WASHINGTON IS IF THAT'S WHERE THE PRISON IS LOCATED. And for the rest of you, having the last name with casa bianca in it is the closest you'll get. Next time he wants to imaginarily fight someone, try taking a swing at me. Really, when you think about it, there are a number of former coaches that wouldnt mind seeing my arm broken. My GREATNESS makes them look bad. Including one in particular. I wonder where he ran off and hide too. (and shopped)
Maybe he didn't lie. Maybe he Doesnt Remember Trying To Kill Me. But If So, Was It The Steroids, The Coke, Or A Cocktail Of Both That Is Preventing him From Remembering? Its not that I can't lift anything heavier, people are amazed at how strong I am. It's that lifting anything heavier would be counter productive to what I do and anyone who knew anything about nutrition or training would know that, FRAUD.
Looks like someones promotion was being held up until they were able to falsely accuse and innocent person just to get it to go through. But thats ok to them, because when you are already corrupt beyound corruption, what do they have to lose.
They Do It To Me On Purpose. Its Supposed To Be A Message To The Rest Of You. They Want You To See Them Try To Belittle Me, Try To Humiliate Me, Try To Take Away All That I Have Worked For, To Discourage You From Following Me. They Want You To See The Things They Do To Me As If A Warning To You That This Is What Will Happen To You If You Fight For Right And Against Their Corruption. F Them. You Arent Going To Stop. You Arent Going To Be Dissuaded. And The Worst They Try To Do To Me, The Harder You Are All Going To Fight. You Know Why? Because F THEM, Thats Why.
Personal Quote "Mad,Bad,and Dangerous to know,that was him,and thats me."The Program Sucs Kel""May the Bridges I burn light my way to the gates of Hell" "Im Just A Guy With A Hat" ohh and...
People went there because they knew of ME. They knew I lived there and they though that business belonged to me. They would drive by, See all the sexiness that is ME standing there, and wanted to be like CP. Not some bloated, roid raging, joke.
LETS GET ONE THING STRAIGHT, THEY DIDN'T MAKE A MISTAKE. THEY JUST THINK THEY ARE SO IMPORTANT, THE
Let Me Make Sure you All Know Something. 2, Nor 13, Nor Any Of your Other Uniformed "heros" Cares About you. They Aren't Walking The Streets With you. They Arent Down On The Subway With you. they Are In Their Limo's Or In their Penthouses And they Don't Give A F About you As Long As you Buy Tickets And Their Jersey's So they Can Get Paid For All The Drugs they Do. The CP Is With The People. So, Go Cry To your cop Friend When Someone Is Around you That you Dont Want Around Because you Make Fun Of him When he's Not Around And Try F*cking Around With Girls That Don't Belong To you And you Know you Shouldn't Be. Maybe your Friend Can Put On His Replica Jersey, Skip his Bicept Workout Out Of Depression, And Cry At The Local Bar. Other Than The Not Working Out Part, It Will Be Like Every Other Day Of his Pathetic Life. Signed: WGS. that's WORLD'S GREATEST STAR. THEY'RE FANS OF MINE, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND, DOUCHE.
2/22/12
CP
you Can Play With Me, Or you Can Play Against Me, But If you Play Against Me, I'm Going To Whip your Ass. Get Use To The Phrase "Paying CP Out The Ass For It."
9/30/11
CP
Rewind Those Clocks And Start Chewing On Rocks, kid.
8/13/11
CP
All I Care About Is Being The Greatest. Ever. That's What I Am. That's What I Am Going To Be.
2/17/11
GOOD LUCK!
This Is Either The Shovel Of your New Jobs, The Shovel you'll Be Buried With, Or The One you'll Be Dug Up With. I Call It: GOOD LUCK.
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I Just Wanted To Say, These Pictures Are Not Drawn By Any Type Of Special Equipment Or Electronic Devices Or Computer Pens. I Draw Them Using My Finger On A Touch Pad. Guess Which Finger. Oh Yeah, And It's Not Even The Finger Of My Dominate Hand. Try It Some Time.